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The pink tape V2?

Rolf's mom?

Mike, ask Justin for some quick how to get banned tips. He's the expert.

The first rule of fight club is don't talk about fight club.

And when you woke up, your pillow was missing!

http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/threadz/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/513091/an/0/page/0#513091

I think they want Mikey because he resembles their mascot

Or a

Maybe next you can kill and eat catbirdseat.

Is it true that archenemy was banned from the super secret women's only forum

Mike was shocked by his impending fatherhood... end of story.

Do you guys have special bail cams too? Maybe a set of Rock Empire Robots you carry with you in addition to your lead rack for when you have to retreat quickly off a rock route?

Mike got snaffled!

I heard he was taking court ordered sensitivity training.

You can only Drupoint on your 27,000th repeat.

Who runs out of thread material while ice climbing? And where did you leave the screws? I could use some new booty.

right on time

shouldn't be painful?

There is basically no real world situation where you want to leave a screw. Maybe if the ice was in a crack and was too narrow to get a v-thread in but hell you could rap off a hex then.

You would need a slide rule and measuring tape to determine if it had been catbirdpointed.

Q - What's a 13 letter word that begins with 'n', ends with 'n', has an 'n' in the middle, and means 'constipation'? A - NNNNNNNNNNNNN!

Ow! My cognitive dissonance!

Abalakov

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