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This Big Gay film sounds well named.

Just like Kennewick Man

Well, if it was a burning dog, you'd realize that more quickly... the smell for one thing.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN

and then you realize it's the dog's tongue

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you, but I don't want to offend you". She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun blow me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy with vigour and gusto. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK, my name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

you have a bra that sucks goats?

That one's good, but it's just a parody. This one is the real deal! http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0034/0034_01.asp

Baby Jesus loves the sinners too

These are more of a leashless "ice" tool whereas the ergo is a leashless "dry" tool.

"If you, as a pastor, knew that baptism would eventually kill you, would you continue to do it?"

Feet raised to level with shoulders? Are you sure you don't mean "knees lifted to level of ears"?

Do they have a CC.com room

Why dont you get ON the phone with E and get the details? And tell him to register some new avatars too.

i have met her. she is lonely

Good ol' Chilliwack gets al-Qaeda on the orange seasonal gourd. You know you love to blow shit up

MisterE Is history So get thee to a pisstery And hoist a glass in fist ter E

I don't like to use the word "critically", but

EAT BALLZ ASS EYES!

Too bad it's only on a boulder

73 seconds of Saturnian spookiness

A sack of puppies and a blowtorch?

Quitters are spitters