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11mm hempen hawser for that old skool look.

Schoeller gives better performance and looks nicer. Hell, i wore my dead bird schoeller pants to a job interview! they look like dress pants almost. anatoli boukriev only had one shirt and one pair of pants that he wore everywhere from weddings to 8000m peaks. you cant do that with polypro and fleece but you can with schoeller. i cheat, i have a pair of carhartts too for trad rock and fixing my car. the brim on the seattle somb. is way too small. i wear a kiwi drover hat if i need a hat. impractical for alpine climbing but good for hiking in the rain. like a umbrella for your head. and doesnt bleach-out like a nylon hat does if you wear it in bright sun on glaciers.

i carry an ice axe to administer euthanasia in circumstances like that

we cant do anything worse to you than what youve already done to yourself.

there are only 56 condors left in the wild and ~150 in captivity so chances of seeing a condor outside of certain specific protected sites are basically non existant. now the quetzalsaurus....

No wonder you don't have friends...you stink dude. ScottP got butt rot from sitting too long in his small brown cubicle.

classic, dude. i was at this sport cliff the other day, and my belayer casually says to the two next to us 'that grigri is threaded wrong'. it was. that was some funny shit. "uh oh dude, you're the hand"

that first pitch of rutabega is a slopey bag of liver

"my brother took his biners back, but we can just run the top rope through these slings"

parasites

i dont see anything at that website that credits the original designers. all that shit first come out of flagstaff. Hurricane, Utah.

She told ME that the laundry bill for those rubber sheets is a real bitch.

theres a buzzard (vulture) every 2 miles from here to j tree right now. big spring migration up the flyway.

"wild and wooly"

Dude you are gonna suffer. I drove by there on Satyurday and it had like 4 feet of snow. Looked more like the sno-park than a rock destination.

snaffle dung generates power just like the pig farm in the mad max series.

i am being offended by lamebone's virtual assaulting. i report this unprovoked misoandry to the omnipresent moderapers.

there is currently a recall out on all splitter gear 2 and 4 cams. don't buy one that is not stamped with a P for passed. you might die.

Vanillizza Izzice is rizzockin tha hizzouse - Vancouver tonight, Chilliwazzupack tomorrow.

Ach this Richard Simmons, bah, does he have Das Magic? Or Das tigers? NEIN!!!!!

damn

only paternalistic moderrators should downclimb lib ridge in other words. "its all fun and games till someone loses an eye" or as i have heard more than once "don't come up the way i just did, it's too hard"

Champagne has 2 stars, anybody dunnit?

two words Dan Larson

Anyone who buys a Seattle Sombrero deserves worse than that. No shit. funny how it seems to be the desired accessory for the shorts-over-polypro look at me i slog up volcanoes and have a rack of hexes crowd. Gore Tex hat? whatsamatter can't figure out how the hood on your jacket works or do you just like your head to sweat in hot weather?