Dru

"if the rash grows, see a doctor"

but I got 31 replies out of a non issue

I fell on a old style yellow TCU and bent the cam stops. Sent it back To Metolius and they did NOT give me a nice new one. They gave me 50% off. So what if it was 7 years old. Bastards!

A testpiece is the hardest MF'er possible at the Grade. Unfortunately Kevin McLane has destroyed most of ours at Squamish. A good exception is Orifice Fish, 5.9. Or Another Tourist In Traction, 5.9 Or even Payanoia 5.9 I read somewhere 5.9, 5.10+ and 5.11d are the most common sandbag grades Reluctance to go up the number. Nowadays the trend is reversed, 11c gets called 12a Looks good on your 8a.nu scorecard We still got em in the alpine though: Yak Crack - original grade 5.8 South Ridge of Gimli - original grade 5.7 Widowmaker Arete - originally "4th and 5th class"

So I go to click on user Glasgowkiss in the Photo Gallery and get "This user is no longer in our database" What next? Is no one safe? Wha'd he do now?

yo mama so skanky every time she scratches herself an entomologist finds 13 new species of louse on her nails

its obviously in some quarry somewhere, look at the blasting drill tubes. probably wIndex

yo mama so fat when she sits at the bar she needs 4 stools!

The insect was on the picnic table until we started playing flippant

yo mama so fat that when she needs to go to the hospital they dont send ambulance, they send forklift and dump truck

based on observed condish nearby (CBP) I would say crevasees are full, and snow will turn to super deep slop later in the day so climb at night while frozen. look out for avvy on steep slope in afternoon.

This will never happen if you have GOOD TECHNIQUE Remember TAPE IS AID

WORD IS they banned your mama from the monster truck derby cause her spare tire was oversized

Meow

I've currently sprayed at a 5.15c/d level and am in training to reach the vaunted 5.16 barrier!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! does that mean I onsight-solo 5.17 from the alpine sit start

a harness, ....at the store. remember.....? I have this condition.... You mean: "I'm buying this harness for my friend"

kil TV, unplug Internet. lots of time to read.

Nufonia Must Fall - Kid Koala Oblomov- Sergei Goncharov Cochon Sinistre - Tony Hillerman

yes, the true story about Dora Keen pulling an early Dan -, or a late Frederic Cook, can be found in the 1995 CAJ.

cHUCK nice chart but the #7 Tri Cam is so wobbly its practical top range is noticeably smaller than the top range of a tipped out #4 Camalot. i place the #7 when i start pushing the #4 up the crack

Johnny, fall off the wagon? Remember: Proverbs 20:1 "Wine is a mocker and beer a brawler; whoever is led astray by them is not wise."

"i wish I took the blue one"

the essence of alpinism is not hard moves but 1) dealing with choss and 2) route finding. If your route finding is good it will avoid hard moves on choss.

Canadian Border Peak trip report Don't whine if you haven't registered on bivy.com yet. Just make up a fake name or something.

You callin that Mixed Master "big" ????