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PLC is so suck If I want to enjoy the outdoors I will go for a hike because enjoyment is severely curtailed by a large heavy sweaty pack. If I want to do a climb I will go climbing and go as light and fast as possible. If i want to trip out and expound on quantum mechanics I will fix lines two pitches off the ground and camp on my portaledge for 30 days spouting gibberish and rope-swinging. If I have a week of time and money to burn I will spend it on a helicopter and get 5 days of climbing in rather than 6 days of bushwacking for one day's worth of trying a route. Anyone who disagrees with me is a sissy and a loser I like slow climbers because they usually leave booty behind or you can clip into them for pro while passing them on route meaning you can take an even smaller rack.

Were there witnesses as to how heavy the boulder was? GPS reading? Notarized letters? Has any sponsorship been awarded? Who threatened who's dog?

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40 foot plus off of 1st pitch of Eagles Domain. fell 20 ft onto a cam which broke and ripped out 30 ft unzipping a string of 3 junk heads below some hook moves when a flake delammed while hooking it I've taken 4 or 5 20-footers

plaques in the brain of Alzheimners patients contain elevated levels of Aluminum. what is not known is if the Al causes Alzheimers or just gets seived out of the blood by the plaques and hence concentrated there. not all russian titanium is decommissioned military Ti. just the opposite. they have so much Ti over there they made everything out of it cause it was cheaper.

new boreal worked better than 5.10 once i broke the rubber in by climbing in it for a week. i think it has a slick crust and is grippy underneath

TriCams mean never having to save a cam instead of protect a hard move in case you have to use that size for the belay. I recently placed my #6 and #7 TriCams at J Tree and they let me keep sliding my #4 Camalot up the offwidth (meaning I made it to 10 feet from the top and then got stuck for 20 minutes )

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http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,6361733%255E13762,00.html

yeah but its whatever geek thought we would all appreciate helpful tips from a smug paperclip in the first place that should be shot.

If you were house broken, you could stay in the house. You are probably tough on the grass. I was being literal Staying inside a house is not camping, so the "best place to camp" is therefore in the yard...with the apple orchard on one side and the hot tub on the other.

200 lbs of boulder is fairly dense on your arm is poor leverage chance of rolling ( if it aint a sphere) is low might have had to amp it later anyhow so he made a good call.

Being a bad ass does not confer invulnerability so all those people out there who think to themselves "Person X is a bad ass so he will not die" are due for serious shock sooner or later. I dont think it has anything much to do with soloing more with dying.

OOOPs. Rocker not Roller. The Troll is the Yates I believe. Yates is USA only and Troll is Wild Country's budget arm. Its just the Ushba with a few tweaks. I dont think you can get the Ushba in the UK anyways.

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and you can't get Irn Bru in North America so you'd have to grind some rust off your beater and mix it in your coke.

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Close down Slack Alice's (peelers) or Barley Mill (brewpub) then sleep off indulgence in your car in the parking lot till its climbing time again.

q:what is the difference between communism and capitalism? a: under capitalism, man exploits man; under communism, its the other way around

Agreed objective, respectfully disagree technical. Two tools is technical.

maybe he should team up with joe simpson and get a sponsorship. "got swiss?"

I wouldn't call halfway up the NW Face of Devils Thumb, hiking.....