Dru

if they do bite it, you're gonna be wishing you did say goodbye to them. too late now. live and learn.

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i make it up and none of you punters call me on it

whatever bone you can preach clean-aid all you want but you still can't be a member of the ktk.

crack jumar was like a friend but not spring loaded, d'oh. greg lowe stole the idea from vitaly abalakov then claimed to have invented it himslf... but it was jardine what patented it.

trolling is aid

slot canyon on north shore follow eroded basalt dykes in granite. true slots with up to 100 foot deep, 5 foot wide canyon in places. slot canyon in new zealand in all sorts of non sandstone rocks. granite slot canyons in christmas tree pass area (granite) SE of vegas. whoever said you gotta have sandstone to slot canyon has his head up his ass geologist or no. all you need is an eroded canyon much deeper than it is wide. hell the north gully of the chief is almost a slot canyon except that it isnt water eroded. there are some wicked almost-slots descending to the squamish highway that one day it will freeze enough to climb on ice all the way from the highway to the summit. lots of these type of features up near lillooet too (in limestone) and in the cdn rockies ( in limestone).

what about Galaxy?

I have heard that taking too much HGH can cause acromegaly. Or the body may detect high HGH levels and stop making it thus making you dependent on artificial supply. As for the cadaver source isnt that a form of cannibalism ???? EWWWWW.

pads are aid therefore bouldering IS big wall.

take a snow shovel.

On the FA of Squamish Buttress, Beckey and co. lit a fire on the ledge between the Apron and upper Buttress to cook their horsecock on. It started a small forest fire which burned for several hours until a rainstorm extinguished it. See CAJ 1959 or 1960 for details.

i did it without oxygen

there is an account of rock flaming in 8 mile camp ground icicle, in the august publication Canadian Alpine Journal 1986. also includes the line "Hey, are you guys fags?" as a greeting between straight males. surprisingly did not incite much heated response to the editor.

if you fall and have crampons and hit your partner with them it makes for a better epic.

next thing you know the tool wiill bust someone for hauling a keg up on top of intersection rock. i say props to thesenga and boo to his wimpy employers. good for him for paying his fine and not weaseling i personally got rid of a whole can of white gas in 0.2 seconds in indian cove new years 1995. boom!

Lady: "Can I help you" Dru: "You got any horsecock?" Lady: "Uh whah?" Dru: "HORSECOCK!! Landjaeger. Beefchub. Meat stick!" Lady: "Uh... there might be some pepperoni in a jar by the cashier...its been there a while but if you don't mind some dust..."

its bad when eats hole in your pack to get at your too!!! WAZZUP with California and Nevada they got no good AT ALL in the deli?????

cutting off the portion of the climb above you so you can claim to have summited is aid.

heard you were up here in PNW or I would have cause I hear you got the buttons and he didn't even come down and hang out with his bro Pete in San Diego while he was there

spurs are aid

oooh hard man Lambone could have rescued himself. but was with 2 chicas who he had to protect????

04/11- left Chilliwack. arr. pullout 20 miles N of Madras 1 AM. bivy. 04/12-breakfast @ Black Bear Diner. soloed Squaw Rock at Smiff in between t-storms. That 5.1 route is bouldery at the bottom, had to use Moccasyms. Finished reading "Journey to Ixtlan." Saw several vultures and deer skeletons picked clean by big cats. Explored irrigation tunnel by headlamp. Trippy. count: 5 jackrabbits. 04/13. Met JKreuger, Texplorer, Dave. JK and I sent 5 pitch 5.8 on Kiss of the Lepers, good fun. Bolted 4th class traverse pitch???? Also some stuff on backside. Hooked up with Tex & D. just as thunderstorm occurreed. 2 inches of hail!! Saw lightning hit Vulture Ridge etc. Saw girl on Heretic get hit by flash flood down crack above as she dogged on 4th bolt 04/14 Drove to central California. Illegal bivi in orange grove. 04/15 Made it to Ventura. Little bit of buildering in evening. Finished "Tales of Power". 04/16 To J Tree. Lots of Mexi Baking. Sent Orange Flake to Right On ( 4 pitch squeeze chimneys) at sundown. count: 2 coyotes. 04/17: Wonderland of Rocks. High Strung, MentalPhysics. Stuck behind slow Canadian party on Mental physics, 2 hour wait. Much sun tanning. cactus flowers. count: 100 lizards. 04/18: Split Rocks. Got bitch slapped into humility by 5.7 OW known as Dolphin. Sent Bird of Fire and Invis. Lessons. No peyote = no during full moon. 04/19. Drove out into desert. count = rabbits, many different lizards, kangaroo rats. Climbed "booming Dune" near Kelso. Sort of like snow slogging but warm sand. Reminiscent of WEedge N. arete otherwise. 04/20 Decided to check out distant granite spires. Hiked 5 hours cross country through cactus and flowering desert scenery. count: everything but a puma (but we saw the scats and skeletons). Climbed granite spire on amazing granite with huge feldspar knobs (5.1 ish easy way up). Ancient, collapsed cairn on top, no register. Discovered old jeep road on other side of spire. Hiked out that way, much faster but less adventurous. 04/21 To Red Rocks. Lost Layton's #. Hiked into Dark Shadows. Slow party ahead took 2 hours to lead 10 meters of 3rd pitch placing hexes Hiked out of Canyon. Climbed some 5.9 crag routes on "car talk Wall" area. 04/22 Wind, snow and rain storms. Bitchin thrift store shopping spree. 04/23 Jubilant Song, windy Canyon. Saw detached block belay where Fern's partner experienced near death flashbacks to epic Sports book in casino saw Canucks win and Wild also. Awesome to sit around watching TV and have scantily clad waitress bring you free drinks after a day of multipitch. 04/24 Started hiking to Black Dagger, changed plans, sent Rainbow Buttress with only Urioste guide book for beta. Good fun. Howling winds sent me for 50 foot sideways air on summit. Back to car at dark. Rehydrated in Vegas. Heard news about the Thumb 04/25 Drove Doug back to Ventura. Saw huge 20 mile long traffic jams going other way on I-15. Saw B2 stealth bomber returning to Edwards AFB. (Hate war but like war toys) 04/26. 16 hrs Ventura to Coluimbia. Decided not to beg for couch surfing space late night & unwashed in Eugene or PDX, slept in graveyard on WEash. side of river. 04/27 6 AM, pulled over by cop for doing 95 MPH, she lets me go with warning on seeing tears and being told I'm rushing home for funeral 1 PM, lighthouse park, with 50 others, jumar and climb to top of 95 meter old growth fir tree to honor fallen friends. John and Guy we miss you.