rob Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 Many of them were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them. Quote
denalidave Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 Chris Christie is the Patron Saint of Fat Fucks. NO SHIT? Earthshaking newz man. So sorry. When did ya lose the title Pat? edit: Street shout out to my bro Denali Dave. Dave, was Pat the Patron saint of fat fucks AND the queen of all bitches? or Just the first one? Careful there Bill, the omnipotent omni-impotent trashie is always watching, listening and waiting to smite the down. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 Hopefully ole leave-states-to-fend-for-themselves Mitt will get the Sandy ass fucking by northeast voters he so richly deserves. Yeah, as if NE voters were gonna suddenly vote the opposite of what they have for what 5, 6 elections... Quote
prole Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 "We have got to start thinking outside the pizza box!" --Herman Cain Quote
rob Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 It's OK everyone -- he has a five-point plan Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 It's OK everyone -- he has a five-point plan better than a five-year plan Quote
Crux Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 Romney campaign in Ohio says hurricane is God's wrath for Obama eating babies. Will this swing the election? Or is Romney just desperate that there might not be enough babies to go around? Back to you, Chet. Quote
rob Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 ANYTIME you can push federal responsibility back to the private sector, that's the right thing to do. ANYTIME. Vote Romney. Quote
Pete_H Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 Obviously God's punishing the east coast for Washington trying to legalize the gays. Quote
rob Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 Obviously the NWO used the HAARP weather machine to cause this. Right before the election? What are the odds??? They obviously are trying to influence the election. It's all rigged anyway. Go Ron Paul. Debunk this! Good luck. Quote
Pete_H Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 Interesting point. Has the theory that Ron Paul is behind the 911 conspiracy been explored? We need to get some internet guys with masters degrees, who are smarter than you or I, on this, right now! Come to think of it, haven't seen Ron Paul since Hurrican Sandy started. Very interesting. Quote
rob Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 Let's keep this discussion to things that we can see, please. Do you have a youtube video corroborating your claims? Quote
rob Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 Putting everything underground would make them impervious to...to...flooding...and... Just like the subways! Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 Privatize hurricanes. Do you know how much people would pay for a cot in a schoolhouse and a can of Beanie Weenies given the right supply/demand situation? Leaving money on the table is stupid, selfish, and frankly, unpatriotic. We're talking job creation, here. Hurricane surf camps alone could rake in millions. Screw the kazoos, lets really monetize those Ducks. Fly through the Eye, The Hurricane Experience Project - Disaster Tourism is born. Work the bugs out and expand into War Tourism. LEVERAGING SUCCESS. I have a Masters Degree, and I approve this message. Quote
ivan Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 Privatize hurricanes. Do you know how much people would pay for a cot in a schoolhouse and a can of Beanie Weenies given the right supply/demand situation? Leaving money on the table is stupid, selfish, and frankly, unpatriotic. We're talking job creation, here. Hurricane surf camps alone could rake in millions. Screw the kazoos, lets really monetize those Ducks. Fly through the Eye, The Hurricane Experience Project - Disaster Tourism is born. Work the bugs out and expand into War Tourism. LEVERAGING SUCCESS. I have a Masters Degree, and I approve this message. you musta eaten yer weedies this morning Quote
Pete_H Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 Strong ideas. El Quaeda don't surf anyhow. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 (edited) Wheaties. 50 bucks a bowl in the right situation. America deserves strong leadership. We can 5 Point our way out of this. Gimme that spreadsheet. Edited October 31, 2012 by tvashtarkatena Quote
rob Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 Mitt Romney and his church once helped people in trouble after a disaster. So clearly the moral of that story is that everybody should know someone as rich and generous as Mitt Romney. Then we wouldn't need FEMA. Small government QED. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 (edited) They key to reducing the deficit is more ships. More Ducks, more cruise ships with extra stabilizers and climate controlled observation decks, more subs with IMAX periscopes. Sure, we spend more than the next 14 countries combined on our military, but once we privatize and monetize it, select investors will make money on every extra dollar we spend so they can hire more (food) service personnel. This is how jobs are created, people. Hey, US Navy: Spice up that drab, Big Government Gray and you've got yourself one helluva fleet of party wagons. More stuff to play with - ASROCs, SAMs, sightseeing choppers, tactical nukes (who wouldn't wanna see one of those bad boyz go off!), than you can shake a balance sheet at. Don't even get me started on what the Air Force could offer! Show me the billionaire psychopath that wouldn't pay a pretty penny to turn that key! Edited October 31, 2012 by tvashtarkatena Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 And here everyone's scratching their heads on how to get housing starts going again. HELLO. Let 85 mph winds create the demand for ya! Let's blow the roof right offa this suckah! We should provide tax breaks for the biggest GHG emitters to pump up those sea surface temps. Oh wait, we already do. Well, more tax breaks, then. Wait again just a goll-darn minute, that's in Mitt's plan already! Ya can't make an omelette... Quote
rob Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 Listen, it's frankly immoral to be using federal dollars to help american citizens survive a billion (trillion?) dollar disaster. That money is for battleships!!! Let the states figure it out. The question isn't which services do we cut, but WHICH SERVICES DO WE KEEP? Vote Romney! Quote
Pete_H Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 If your house gets destroyed in the hurricane you should just ask your parents to borrow money to build a new one. Quote
rob Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 Maybe Mitt and his church will swing by and pay for your college. See? Who needs federal aid????? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted October 31, 2012 Posted October 31, 2012 (edited) Over 2 centuries of Big Government and what have we got to show for it? A few overpriced parks, some rickety bridges, and Solyndra. THANKS A LOT. As the Depression and Katrina proved, WE CAN TAKE CARE OF OURSELVES, THANK YOU VERY MUCH. There's nothing that nature or anybody else can through at us that good ole American Exceptionalism can't handle...without a hand out. Hey New Jersey - take swim lessons! Or just use your governor for a flotation device! Edited October 31, 2012 by tvashtarkatena Quote
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