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I don't see Be an Agnostic in there, so I'm still confused... :crosseye:

I guess, by this flowchart, the closest I can get is to Be an Atheist...

Are you an agnostic about the tooth fairy, too? I mean, you can't prove a negative!!!!

The Tooth Fairy is for realz, rob. Where do you think all those quarters under the pillow come from?

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I do like little boys.

 

Shitty divorce or no, anyone who thinks child abuse, sexual or otherwise, is funny should probably get some much needed help, however. It's not.

 

Being a dumbass drunk is no excuse, either.

 

Oh, hop on a horse closer to the ground already. Does this ring a bell.

 

Now, I like black Reeboks and wife-beaters as much as the next registered sex offender, but the last day I was there I remember standing in an auto parts store line behind a guy with an enormous boil on his (bare) shoulder. The thing might have even had a face on it, but the axle grease smear made it hard to tell.
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Wasn't responding to u, Nastia.

 

Just trying to kick some persistently sticky dogshit offa my shoe.

:lmao:

My New Years Resolution is already going well.

 

Can I always be the sticky dog shite on your shoe, oh great one?

 

Poor Pat. He steps in "it" over and over again, and then wonders at how it is he's caked his shoes in it.

Ya know, Pat, it would be MUCH harder to resist being a wanker if you were not so FULL OF YERSELF. Just sayin...
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I do like little boys.

 

Shitty divorce or no, anyone who thinks child abuse, sexual or otherwise, is funny should probably get some much needed help, however. It's not.

 

Being a dumbass drunk is no excuse, either.

 

Oh, hop on a horse closer to the ground already. Does this ring a bell.

 

Now, I like black Reeboks and wife-beaters as much as the next registered sex offender, but the last day I was there I remember standing in an auto parts store line behind a guy with an enormous boil on his (bare) shoulder. The thing might have even had a face on it, but the axle grease smear made it hard to tell.
How dare you question his athoratie.
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