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From Supertopo

 

http://www.supertopo.com/climbers-forum/14607/Cheater-sticks

Cheater stick rules:

 

Ok to use:

if you are a midget and there is a Hugh Burton bolt ladder

if used on the FA and is listed in the topo

if you are a GIRL

if after topping out, you tell everyone you used a cheater stick

if you snapped off a car antenna in the Lodge lot on the way to the base.

if you are a Gym climber

if it is over 120ft long

if the webbing on it is sketchier than anything you might clip.

if it is used to fish out feces from the crack at Camp 6 on the Nose.

if you work for the ASCA

 

Not Ok to use:

if you are able bodied and over 5'6" in height.

if you are a MAN

if you keep it a secret when you brag about your ascent.

if you pretend to have any sack

if you are doing an ascent past the 50th, and 44 of those were done without one.

if you want sponsored.

if you want free drinks

 

and probably dozens more....

Russ

 

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I just hope to see a video of 10 fuel canisters leveling a campfire, sending a plume of embers 100 meters into the sky. Preferably set to a good dancehall tune.

 

But maybe the tent pole will be used as an antennae for a remote detonator?

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Ive got a pair of old bibler eldorado poles. I dont know the length/diameter but I bet you could find the stats on the black diamond website

 

Those would be perfect! PM me on how you'd prefer to arrange a transfer. Are you in Portland? If so, I can pick them within the next couple of weeks.

 

I've prototyped The Viagra with a Walrus Bug Hut pole, and it works great, but I'd kinda like to have that pole for the Bug Hut come summertime...

 

Pat

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I just hope to see a video of 10 fuel canisters leveling a campfire, sending a plume of embers 100 meters into the sky. Preferably set to a good dancehall tune.

 

But maybe the tent pole will be used as an antennae for a remote detonator?

 

I'm trying to stay under DHS radar...

 

 

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I was joking with a friend years ago about "sport aiding", where the difficulty scale is dependent on the distance between stick clips. I think you may have invented just the right tool, though if you go any longer you may want to mount a scope on that bad boy.

 

We started the conversation after aiding (in the rain) a particularly well bolted (and overhanging) climb at Skaha that was well beyond our leading ability.

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