minx Posted December 8, 2011 Posted December 8, 2011 I have decided to become a real climber. I hear that they have indoor places to climb which is good b/c I don't want to get wet or cold. I will be undertaking a tour of climbing gyms across the country. Any recommendations? Quote
kevbone Posted December 8, 2011 Posted December 8, 2011 I have decided to become a real climber. I hear that they have indoor places to climb which is good b/c I don't want to get wet or cold. I will be undertaking a tour of climbing gyms across the country. Any recommendations? Talk about spam...... Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 8, 2011 Posted December 8, 2011 Talk about spam...... Fried spam is tasty. Especially in the mountains. Quote
kevbone Posted December 8, 2011 Posted December 8, 2011 Talk about spam...... Fried spam is tasty. Especially in the mountains. Anything is tasty when you are hungry. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 8, 2011 Posted December 8, 2011 Talk about spam...... Fried spam is tasty. Especially in the mountains. Anything is tasty when you are hungry. Especially SPAM! Quote
minx Posted December 8, 2011 Author Posted December 8, 2011 ahem! lets get this back on topic. i hear that real climbers climb plastic and i want to be real. help me with some places to get real! spam is yucky in all forms Quote
kevbone Posted December 8, 2011 Posted December 8, 2011 ahem! lets get this back on topic. i hear that real climbers climb plastic and i want to be real. help me with some places to get real! spam is yucky in all forms Your post is nothing but spam. If it were real it would not be spray...... Quote
ivan Posted December 8, 2011 Posted December 8, 2011 went to some crazy huge joint in an old warehouse in berkeley once - by far the coolest place i've seen - ironworks i think the name was? Quote
kevbone Posted December 8, 2011 Posted December 8, 2011 I smoked a crazy huge joint once I believe it. Quote
minx Posted December 8, 2011 Author Posted December 8, 2011 see leave it to ivan to come up with something real. i prefer to stay away from the other forums until i am a real climber Quote
billcoe Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 While you work on this self discovery trip, I'd suggest starting work on a book called "Fast food around the world" wherein you eat at various fast food joints and rate them on how sick you get. No one will know it's really only "Fast Food in 3 states". It will be a big seller, and you can double dip on the trip and recoup all the money you spend. Quote
sobo Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 (edited) ...wherein you eat at various fast food joints and rate them on how sick you get... And you could probably crosslink your blog to this site for a more visually descriptive presentation... ***WARNING*** Link is NSFW! Edited December 9, 2011 by sobo Quote
denalidave Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 While you work on this self discovery trip, I'd suggest starting work on a book called "Fast food around the world" wherein you eat at various fast food joints and rate them on how sick you get. I've always had a theory on how Taco Bell prices tacos... The price depends on how many seconds till you "run to the border" - ie 39 cents = 39 seconds, 49 cents = 49 seconds to the shitter. Quote
Doug Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 ...wherein you eat at various fast food joints and rate them on how sick you get... And you could probably crosslink your blog to this site for a more visually descriptive presentation... ***WARNING*** Link is NSFW! Nice Paul, really nice. Quote
sobo Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 Well hell, it's not like I didn't warn ya... Doug, you should have known better than to click on that link. You've been around here since Day One. You should have recognized "ratemypoo" or similar permutations immediately... For shame... Quote
billcoe Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 He got off easy, could have been Drews tub girl link.... whow.... Quote
RuMR Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 I have decided to become a real climber. I hear that they have indoor places to climb which is good b/c I don't want to get wet or cold. I will be undertaking a tour of climbing gyms across the country. Any recommendations? Stone Summit in atlanta is absolutely sick... Quote
AlpineK Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 I forget the name of the gym, but I went to a cool one in Minneapolis. They had a crazy auto-belay system and lasers that monitored how high folks soloed. If you climbed too high unroped, alarm bells would sound and the SWAT Team would show up. They were playing Johnny Cash and other great stuff on the sound system too. Blows the crap out of the DJs at SG and VW. Most of my belay test involved me talking about hanging out with Fred Beckey Quote
minx Posted December 9, 2011 Author Posted December 9, 2011 I was looking into one in Indy. They don't seem to have much bouldering but have some funky autobelay thing. I odn't know about lasers. EEEK! they'll shoot you off the wall if you get too high?? If I tell them fred tried to kiss and grabbed my ass once do you think they'll pass me? Quote
AlpineK Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 Groping by Fred results in an automatic discount. Quote
sobo Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 Hell, my membership oughta be free, then... Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 I was looking into one in Indy. They don't seem to have much bouldering but have some funky autobelay thing. I odn't know about lasers. EEEK! they'll shoot you off the wall if you get too high?? If I tell them fred tried to kiss and grabbed my ass once do you think they'll pass me? Are you the one his left or his right? Quote
sobo Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 Clearly the one on Fred's right. Note how the knuckles of his right hand are all clinched up, getting a much better grope than what his left hand is exhibiting. This is what will give minx the discount... Quote
sobo Posted December 9, 2011 Posted December 9, 2011 He got off easy, could have been Drews tub girl link.... whow.... Tubgirl exceeds even the extreme limits of my sensibilities. That, and "two girls, one cup." The horror cannot be unseen... Quote
Off_White Posted December 10, 2011 Posted December 10, 2011 But you seem to be okay with your Goatse screensaver Quote
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