minx Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 I have decided to become a real climber. I hear that they have indoor places to climb which is good b/c I don't want to get wet or cold. I will be undertaking a tour of climbing gyms across the country. Any recommendations? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 I have decided to become a real climber. I hear that they have indoor places to climb which is good b/c I don't want to get wet or cold. I will be undertaking a tour of climbing gyms across the country. Any recommendations? Talk about spam...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Talk about spam...... Fried spam is tasty. Especially in the mountains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Talk about spam...... Fried spam is tasty. Especially in the mountains. Anything is tasty when you are hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 Talk about spam...... Fried spam is tasty. Especially in the mountains. Anything is tasty when you are hungry. Especially SPAM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted December 8, 2011 Author Share Posted December 8, 2011 ahem! lets get this back on topic. i hear that real climbers climb plastic and i want to be real. help me with some places to get real! spam is yucky in all forms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 ahem! lets get this back on topic. i hear that real climbers climb plastic and i want to be real. help me with some places to get real! spam is yucky in all forms Your post is nothing but spam. If it were real it would not be spray...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 went to some crazy huge joint in an old warehouse in berkeley once - by far the coolest place i've seen - ironworks i think the name was? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 8, 2011 Share Posted December 8, 2011 I smoked a crazy huge joint once I believe it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted December 8, 2011 Author Share Posted December 8, 2011 see leave it to ivan to come up with something real. i prefer to stay away from the other forums until i am a real climber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 While you work on this self discovery trip, I'd suggest starting work on a book called "Fast food around the world" wherein you eat at various fast food joints and rate them on how sick you get. No one will know it's really only "Fast Food in 3 states". It will be a big seller, and you can double dip on the trip and recoup all the money you spend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 (edited) ...wherein you eat at various fast food joints and rate them on how sick you get... And you could probably crosslink your blog to this site for a more visually descriptive presentation... ***WARNING*** Link is NSFW! Edited December 9, 2011 by sobo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 While you work on this self discovery trip, I'd suggest starting work on a book called "Fast food around the world" wherein you eat at various fast food joints and rate them on how sick you get. I've always had a theory on how Taco Bell prices tacos... The price depends on how many seconds till you "run to the border" - ie 39 cents = 39 seconds, 49 cents = 49 seconds to the shitter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 ...wherein you eat at various fast food joints and rate them on how sick you get... And you could probably crosslink your blog to this site for a more visually descriptive presentation... ***WARNING*** Link is NSFW! Nice Paul, really nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Well hell, it's not like I didn't warn ya... Doug, you should have known better than to click on that link. You've been around here since Day One. You should have recognized "ratemypoo" or similar permutations immediately... For shame... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 He got off easy, could have been Drews tub girl link.... whow.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I have decided to become a real climber. I hear that they have indoor places to climb which is good b/c I don't want to get wet or cold. I will be undertaking a tour of climbing gyms across the country. Any recommendations? Stone Summit in atlanta is absolutely sick... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I forget the name of the gym, but I went to a cool one in Minneapolis. They had a crazy auto-belay system and lasers that monitored how high folks soloed. If you climbed too high unroped, alarm bells would sound and the SWAT Team would show up. They were playing Johnny Cash and other great stuff on the sound system too. Blows the crap out of the DJs at SG and VW. Most of my belay test involved me talking about hanging out with Fred Beckey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted December 9, 2011 Author Share Posted December 9, 2011 I was looking into one in Indy. They don't seem to have much bouldering but have some funky autobelay thing. I odn't know about lasers. EEEK! they'll shoot you off the wall if you get too high?? If I tell them fred tried to kiss and grabbed my ass once do you think they'll pass me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Groping by Fred results in an automatic discount. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Hell, my membership oughta be free, then... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 I was looking into one in Indy. They don't seem to have much bouldering but have some funky autobelay thing. I odn't know about lasers. EEEK! they'll shoot you off the wall if you get too high?? If I tell them fred tried to kiss and grabbed my ass once do you think they'll pass me? Are you the one his left or his right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 Clearly the one on Fred's right. Note how the knuckles of his right hand are all clinched up, getting a much better grope than what his left hand is exhibiting. This is what will give minx the discount... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted December 9, 2011 Share Posted December 9, 2011 He got off easy, could have been Drews tub girl link.... whow.... Tubgirl exceeds even the extreme limits of my sensibilities. That, and "two girls, one cup." The horror cannot be unseen... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted December 10, 2011 Share Posted December 10, 2011 But you seem to be okay with your Goatse screensaver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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