prole Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 At first I thought '12 was going to be a ho-hum affair. No more. Step aside Cindy McCain, there's a new Borg Queen in town! RUN NEWT, RUN!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 uck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Mr McGuire Newt: I just want to say one word to you. Just one word. Benjamin Prole: Yes, sir. Mr McGuire Newt: Are you listening? Benjamin Prole: Yes, I am. Mr McGuire Newt: Plastics ! New tag line: "Makes Nancy Regan look like a real woman." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Think of her as a Chevy, not a Jaguar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Newt Gingrich: Serial Adulterer or Virile Bluehair? His wife's my age. Loose the platinum helmet and she'd probably be a decent looking woman. Is she a decent human being (other than being an adulterer, that is)? Anyone here bother to check? The focus should be on Newt himself - a phoney as fuck shitbag in the McCain mold if their ever was one. He's asked Jesus' forgiveness for his chronic cheating habit, so ebbyting's OK as far as his base is concerned. Kind of like that murderer Huckabee let out cuz he'd found Jesus...just before he found some WA cops to shoot in cold blood that is. In the Rfuck mindset, you can rape 1000 babies; as long as you ask forgiveness from the Only Baby That Really Matters, its all good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted March 10, 2011 Author Share Posted March 10, 2011 His wife's my age. Loose the platinum helmet and she'd probably be a decent looking woman. Is she a decent human being (other than being an adulterer, that is)? Anyone here bother to check? Callista might be decent, but she's definitely not human. I checked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Think of her as a Chevy, not a Jaguar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Larry Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 (edited) the eyes look photo shopped or meth or something in the woo woo ; anyway, at this time in my life I would happily do her Edited March 16, 2011 by Lucky Larry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertjoy Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 An overdosed of "Charlie Sheen", makes love seem pedestrian! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil K Posted March 18, 2011 Share Posted March 18, 2011 Another lovable philanderer contemplating the quest: “He’s seriously considering it,” said a Republican source close to Giuliani, who placed fourth in New Hampshire in 2008. Two other former aides who have stayed in touch with the mayor but do not have permission to speak on the record about his thinking said they agreed. And in an interview, Giuliani was coy but did not rule it out, saying, “I would say I have not closed the door on doing it.” Bring on Da' Freekz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted March 18, 2011 Author Share Posted March 18, 2011 Q: How will you know that Rudy Giuliani was the mayor of New York when 9/11 happened? A: He'll tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 Another lovable philanderer contemplating the quest: “He’s seriously considering it,” said a Republican source close to Giuliani, who placed fourth in New Hampshire in 2008. Two other former aides who have stayed in touch with the mayor but do not have permission to speak on the record about his thinking said they agreed. And in an interview, Giuliani was coy but did not rule it out, saying, “I would say I have not closed the door on doing it.” Bring on Da' Freekz. Considering America's ripening demographics, these two should be a a shoe in for the Hot Chick on Geriatric Leg Humper porn market after their failed bid to penetrate the oval orifice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucky Larry Posted March 19, 2011 Share Posted March 19, 2011 (edited) supposedly, 'love without passion is like no love at all'--Eagles :[] Edited March 19, 2011 by Lucky Larry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil K Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 It's official, he's in. Now can we stop talking 'bout the fake Osama mission? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Chris-TIE! Chris-TIE! Rfuck donors are hunting down the Big Boy from Jersey. Jeb Bush aint' gonna run, though. Can not figure out why not.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 What ever happened to The Donald? He just.... ....evaporated, like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 It's official, he's in. Now can we stop talking 'bout the fake Osama mission? you mean usama? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Conway Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 I thought this thread was about the arrival of your Fleshlight Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 All that money dressed up and no where to go. But, can they raise BILLIONS AND BILLIONS???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 The Obama Deception: Why Cornel West Went Ballistic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 We've lost The Donald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
murraysovereign Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 We've lost The Donald. Naahhh... you haven't lost him. He might not be running for president, but you'll always have The Donald. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 every toupee dies, not every toupee actually lives Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 The GOP desperately needs a better liar The field so far...not so good at it as this guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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