allthumbs Posted April 9, 2002 Posted April 9, 2002 Posted by butterfingers... This is a copy of a post i did on the mt. whitney board. I usually do whitney once a month to stay in shape and am heading out again the 18th of this month. FUN THINGS TO DO ON YOUR WHITNEY HIKE. 1. Buy a pack of camel filterless cigarettes, and light one up just before you pass someone on the trail.(don’t inhale) I used to save this one for people that would speed up when they knew you were going to pass them. 2. At a rest brake, or any time you can get away with it, sneak a couple of rocks in your partner’s backpack. 3. Shortly before the summit, put on a pair of beach flip flops and give your daypack to your partner. Act liked you just walked up carrying nothing. 4. If you are doing a day hike, bring a large expedition bag and fill the rest with Styrofoam peanuts in a plastic trash bag (make the pack look huge) then blow by the line of people going up on the trail. Extra points if you are smoking a camel filterless cigarette. 5. This wouldn’t work on Whitney, but is good for other summits. Wake up way before light and drag up an old dilapidated rusty beach cruiser bicycle to the top of a popular mountain bike trail. Wait for the local iron men to show up wearing helmets and looking like gypsy rodeo clowns. Ask for directions someplace far away. Extra points for smoking a camel and wearing foot flops. 6. Tie a long thin string to your partners’ tent when they are not paying attention. After they are in bed pull the string from your tent every so often. Don’t answer if they ask if you heard anything. Quote
sobo Posted April 10, 2002 Posted April 10, 2002 Stash several brewskis in your partner's pack. When you stop for the night and he pulls them out and says, "Heeyyyyyy, what's up with this?" respond by saying, "At least it's "light" beer." If he still gives you shit, tell him that you drew the line at him hauling up the ice. credit goes to George Kenndey, in Eiger Sanction [ 04-09-2002: Message edited by: sobo ] Quote
nolanr Posted April 10, 2002 Posted April 10, 2002 My bro did Whitney in a day last year, said it's way more fun to SAY you did it than actually to DO it. No flip flops, cigarettes, or rusty old bicycles for style points, though. Quote
Dave_Schuldt Posted April 11, 2002 Posted April 11, 2002 Do some bong hits in full veiw of people walking by. Quote
specialed Posted April 11, 2002 Posted April 11, 2002 Fuzzy Bunny slippers at the belays. Way more points if you suprise your partner when he climbs onto the belay ledge by wearing a gorilla suit. Quote
Slide Posted April 11, 2002 Posted April 11, 2002 did this one on mt. si day before yesterday. Wear a mcdonalds t-shirt in hopes of messing up peoples diets by making them crave fast food. Then once you get to the top, climb the haystack in hiking shoes. Wait till it gets dark and then lose the trail on the way down the mountain. If it gets too dark, use the indiglo from your cellphone to light the path. Quote
Dru Posted April 11, 2002 Posted April 11, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dave Schuldt: Do some bong hits in full veiw of people walking by. or inside Muir Hut Quote
AlpineK Posted April 12, 2002 Posted April 12, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: or inside Muir Hut Take it from an expert, The Muir hut is the place to smoke it up! Quote
no_pot_heads Posted April 15, 2002 Posted April 15, 2002 Ya if you are dirty fucking crack whore who has to steal car stereos to buy is dirty drugs or take it in the ass from the large x-convict black crack dealer Quote
Rainier_Wolfscastle Posted April 16, 2002 Posted April 16, 2002 While your buddy is out taking a piss, deflate his thermarest and rub the valve on your butthole. Quote
sobo Posted April 16, 2002 Posted April 16, 2002 Better yet, deflate his thermarest by using it to fill up your butt with air. Then not only will the valve taste like your ass, but you'll have no trouble farting at him all night long! ...sobo Quote
gregm Posted April 16, 2002 Posted April 16, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Rainier Wolfscastle: While your buddy is out taking a piss, deflate his thermarest and rub the valve on your butthole. i did that a bunch of times in alaska. Quote
avypoodle Posted April 16, 2002 Posted April 16, 2002 note to self, don't climb with Rainier,Sobo or Greg, or that no_pot_heads fuck, what an asshole!!!!!! shit, I just realized I fell for the most obvious avatar troll ever, noone could be as dumb as that guy. Ray/Dru, cut it out. [ 04-17-2002, 09:11 AM: Message edited by: avypoodle ] Quote
Dru Posted April 17, 2002 Posted April 17, 2002 quote: Originally posted by avypoodle: note to self, don't climb with Rainier,Sobo or Greg, or that no_pot_heads fuck, what an asshole!!!!!! shit, I just realized I fell for the most obvious avatar troll ever, noone could be as dumb as that guy. Ray/Dru, cut it out. Those aren't my avatars. Quote
avypoodle Posted April 17, 2002 Posted April 17, 2002 the only avatar I was referring/reefering to was no_pot_heads. Well than I guess we know who it is!!! [ 04-17-2002, 10:05 AM: Message edited by: avypoodle ] Quote
hikerwa Posted April 17, 2002 Posted April 17, 2002 Wait until your buddy falls asleep, put his hand in warm water.... Then piss all over him... (him can be substituted with her for political correctness, but I personally wouldn't pee on a girl ) Quote
Retrosaurus Posted April 17, 2002 Posted April 17, 2002 And I thought that climbing was fun. Now that I know all these fun tricks, anyone want to go climbin'? Quote
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