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Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

 

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008, but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

 

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout.

 

You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

 

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia , New Jersey , Massachusetts , Pennsylvania and Kentucky , with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

 

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.

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Just a hunch here, but I'm guessing you came across this newsflash when you where googling for a cure for the gonaria? Wow, thanks for enlightening us when you have such bigger problems in your personal life...

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George Carlin is immortal.

 

Tough concept for some.

 

Conservative brain.

 

Must suck. The characteristic pissiness is understandable; perpetual perplexity is hard, and it must be hard to have a mimeograph mind, but a shitbird is still a shitbird, regardless of motivation.

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Simplest concept in the world, actually.

 

Anything beyond first layer literal gets towed off the conservative brain information parking lot.

 

Not really. Your concept of immortal (yeah, we get what you mean), replacing true immortality, is a joke.

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""easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout.""

 

what? then vote in the greater of the two evils that we just got rid of? That caused all this damage in the first place?

 

what kind of drugs are you on?

 

 

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The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum.

I've always wondered how it was that the last crop of republicans got elected - and they were bright guys compared to the ones who are running this cycle.

 

P.S. Dave, I don't think he was 'googling' - I think it was gargling.

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Medical Alert

 

Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

 

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008, but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

 

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout.

 

You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

 

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia , New Jersey , Massachusetts , Pennsylvania and Kentucky , with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

 

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.

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Medical Alert

 

Information about Gonorrhea Lectim

 

The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of this old disease. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim. It's pronounced "Gonna re-elect 'em," and it is a terrible obamanation. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior involving putting your cranium up your rectum. Many victims contracted it in 2008, but now most people, after having been infected for the past 1-2 years, are starting to realize how destructive this sickness is.

 

It's sad because Gonorrhea Lectim is easily cured with a new drug just coming on the market called Votemout.

 

You take the first dose in 2010 and the second dose in 2012 and simply don't engage in such behavior again; otherwise, it could become permanent and eventually wipe out all life as we know it.

 

Several states are already on top of this, like Virginia , New Jersey , Massachusetts , Pennsylvania and Kentucky , with many more seeing the writing on the wall.

 

Please pass this important message on to all those bright folk you really care about.

headupass.jpg

 

Great pic of an Obama supporter!

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