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I think an opportunity was missed when they failed to install missile silos at Gowned Zero.

 

This decade's over in 4 months. After it is, if I hear yet another jaggoff utter the phrase 'terrorist threat', I'm going to shit in their mouth.

 

GET

 

FUCKING

 

OVER IT.

I'm not putting you in control of homeland security.

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I think an opportunity was missed when they failed to install missile silos at Gowned Zero.

 

This decade's over in 4 months. After it is, if I hear yet another jaggoff utter the phrase 'terrorist threat', I'm going to shit in their mouth.

 

GET

 

FUCKING

 

OVER IT.

I'm not putting you in control of homeland security.

 

Hell, I'd shit in your mouth just because its open so much.

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I think an opportunity was missed when they failed to install missile silos at Gowned Zero.

 

This decade's over in 4 months. After it is, if I hear yet another jaggoff utter the phrase 'terrorist threat', I'm going to shit in their mouth.

 

GET

 

FUCKING

 

OVER IT.

I'm not putting you in control of homeland security.

 

Best option would be drop TTK somewhere deep in Islamofascistan and let him fend for himself there... he'd last a whole 3 nanoseconds.

 

 

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I think an opportunity was missed when they failed to install missile silos at Gowned Zero.

 

This decade's over in 4 months. After it is, if I hear yet another jaggoff utter the phrase 'terrorist threat', I'm going to shit in their mouth.

 

GET

 

FUCKING

 

OVER IT.

I'm not putting you in control of homeland security.

 

Best option would be drop TTK somewhere deep in Islamofascistan and let him fend for himself there... he'd last a whole 3 nanoseconds.

 

 

Or I'd be invited to somebody's wedding within 3 days, like the first time I ever went abroad. It's been about the same every trip after that the world over.

 

An open mind goes a long way outside the borders of BornAgainistan.

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If 9/11 had happened in Beijing, the entire WTC site would have been completely rebuilt and back in operation by 2005 and there would have been a half million Chinese troops in Afghanistan.

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We didn't have a half million troops in Afghanistan (and another in Iraq) because Cheney and Rumsfeld knew the American people had no stomach for a 'real' war and so went cheap and light to keep things under a threshold of pain that could be largely ignored by a shopping public. In the process they put untold young American lives at risk and invested a trillion dollars in perfecting IEDs as the weapon of choice in modern asymmetric warfare against our military.

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We didn't have a half million troops in Afghanistan (and another in Iraq) because Cheney and Rumsfeld knew the American people had no stomach for a 'real' war and so went cheap and light to keep things under a threshold of pain that could be largely ignored by a shopping public. In the process they put untold young American lives at risk and invested a trillion dollars in perfecting IEDs as the weapon of choice in modern asymmetric warfare against our military.

 

Mission Accomplished!

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I think an opportunity was missed when they failed to install missile silos at Gowned Zero.

 

This decade's over in 4 months. After it is, if I hear yet another jaggoff utter the phrase 'terrorist threat', I'm going to shit in their mouth.

 

GET

 

FUCKING

 

OVER IT.

I'm not putting you in control of homeland security.

 

Best option would be drop TTK somewhere deep in Islamofascistan and let him fend for himself there... he'd last a whole 3 nanoseconds.

 

 

Or I'd be invited to somebody's wedding within 3 days, like the first time I ever went abroad. It's been about the same every trip after that the world over.

 

An open mind goes a long way outside the borders of BornAgainistan.

 

Yeah but at least one of those brides wishes you hadn't been invited.

 

 

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I got ticket to Alice in Chains....woot woot!!!

 

Lame. Layne is dead. Alice in Chains died with him. But, I guess they ran out of cash, or something. :tdown:

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If they were going to continue the band, they should have gotten a singer with his own personality. Epic fail.

 

They're no better than the old, washed-up bands that play casinos these days. Hey, I know! Maybe Fleetwood Mac can open for them? They can sell memorial t-shirts by the door for $60, next to $6 bottles of water.

 

Sell outs.

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If they were going to continue the band, they should have gotten a singer with his own personality. Epic fail.

 

They're no better than the old, washed-up bands that play casinos these days. Hey, I know! Maybe Fleetwood Mac can open for them? They can sell memorial t-shirts by the door for $60, next to $6 bottles of water.

 

Sell outs.

 

 

so you going to the show?

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If they were going to continue the band, they should have gotten a singer with his own personality. Epic fail.

 

They're no better than the old, washed-up bands that play casinos these days. Hey, I know! Maybe Fleetwood Mac can open for them? They can sell memorial t-shirts by the door for $60, next to $6 bottles of water.

 

Sell outs.

 

 

so you going to the show?

 

Of course he'll be there, Rob wouldn't miss it for the world, he'll be the one wearing the $60 shirt, drinking $6 and bitching about how things were different way back when in 1980 he graduated from HS and rock had achieved perfection:-) LOL!

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Of course he'll be there, Rob wouldn't miss it for the world, he'll be the one wearing the $60 shirt, drinking $6 and bitching about how things were different way back when in 1980 he graduated from HS and rock had achieved perfection:-) LOL!

 

You get that one for free, Bill, just cause you have a sense of humor about Oregon mud climbing. ;)

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If they were going to continue the band, they should have gotten a singer with his own personality. Epic fail.

 

They're no better than the old, washed-up bands that play casinos these days. Hey, I know! Maybe Fleetwood Mac can open for them? They can sell memorial t-shirts by the door for $60, next to $6 bottles of water.

 

Sell outs.

 

 

so you going to the show?

 

Of course he'll be there, Rob wouldn't miss it for the world, he'll be the one wearing the $60 shirt, drinking $6 and bitching about how things were different way back when in 1980 he graduated from HS and rock had achieved perfection:-) LOL!

 

Alice in Chains in 1980? Dude, you are an out-of-touch old fart!

 

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