Matt Posted March 22, 2002 Posted March 22, 2002 Page 35 You never know when a lurker might come out of nowhere and steal the next top of the page. [ 03-21-2002: Message edited by: Matt ] Quote
moron Posted March 22, 2002 Posted March 22, 2002 missed it! arghh! This is stupid, but can you get stupider than a moron? [ 03-21-2002: Message edited by: moron ] Quote
Sparky Posted March 22, 2002 Posted March 22, 2002 The lack of appropriate commas, apostrophes and surfeit of intelligence illusrates yet another vacant input, known to us as AlpineK. Thanks. Quote
Sparky Posted March 22, 2002 Posted March 22, 2002 His head remains a vacuum. Thankfully, his mouth is too. A "man's" gotta eat. Quote
MysticNacho Posted March 22, 2002 Posted March 22, 2002 how many pages will this thing go for before it crashes? will it ever? I would like to see this thing hit a third row. Quote
AlpineK Posted March 22, 2002 Posted March 22, 2002 As soon as the weather breaks I'm headed to Muir for a week. I sure hope my half pound of supplies are enough. Hey Ray how much booze should I bring? Quote
allthumbs Posted March 22, 2002 Posted March 22, 2002 quote: Originally posted by AlpineK: As soon as the weather breaks I'm headed to Muir for a week. I sure hope my half pound of supplies are enough. Hey Ray how much booze should I bring? don't forget to bring a log. if you run into Sparky it'll come in handy as a rectal-avy probe. Quote
AlpineK Posted March 22, 2002 Posted March 22, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: don't forget to bring a log. if you run into Sparky it'll come in handy as a rectal-avy probe. I'm terrified of that kind of avalanche. Quote
Figger_Eight Posted March 22, 2002 Posted March 22, 2002 That created a nice mental picture for me. Quote
max Posted March 22, 2002 Posted March 22, 2002 I seem to remeber someone wanting the "This page comprised of..." touching the "UBB email this to a friend" thing and I just laughed at them. Oh, what visionary thinkers they were! Quote
AlpineK Posted March 22, 2002 Posted March 22, 2002 **** WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING **** This message has been provided by the USGS and NOAA. This is not a test. Text--- Sparky seen on Muir snowfield. Seismographic readings indicate a major event starting in Sparky's intestines. Due to the large size of Sparky's asshole, and the large volume of shit scientists believe to be stored therein, a major discharge is imminent. Residents of Puyallup are urged to seek higher ground and plug their noses. I repeat this is not a test. **** WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING **** [ 03-22-2002: Message edited by: AlpineK ] Quote
allthumbs Posted March 22, 2002 Posted March 22, 2002 Better watch it Alpine or old Sparky will come rub your nose in it. Quote
AlpineK Posted March 23, 2002 Posted March 23, 2002 *** WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING *** This report is issued by the USGS and NOAA. This is not a test Text--- Imminent eruption from Sparky's asshole. Scientists report strong seismic activity coming from Sparky's intestines. Recent scientific data indicate the summit crater on Rainier is only a scale model of Sparky's asshole. Heavy flows are predicted. Residents of Puyallup are urged to evacuate immediately. This is not a test. *** WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING *** Quote
allthumbs Posted March 23, 2002 Posted March 23, 2002 Did old Sparky finally blow his butt plug?? Quote
AlpineK Posted March 23, 2002 Posted March 23, 2002 The kingdome was a nonfunctional model of Sparky's butt plug. Quote
allthumbs Posted March 23, 2002 Posted March 23, 2002 That'd cause some serious 'roid' problems down the road. Poor Sparky...that's gotta hurt! Quote
allthumbs Posted March 23, 2002 Posted March 23, 2002 A police officer pulls me over, comes up to the window and asks, "You drinkin'?" I looked up at him and replied, "You buyin'?" [ 03-22-2002: Message edited by: trask ] Quote
Dru Posted March 25, 2002 Posted March 25, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: 24? So then this should be 25 and PAGE 36. Yes or no? Quote
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