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Originally posted by AlpineK:
As soon as the weather breaks I'm headed to Muir for a week. I sure hope my half pound of supplies are enough.

Hey Ray how much booze should I bring?

don't forget to bring a log. if you run into Sparky it'll come in handy as a rectal-avy probe. grin.gif" border="0

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**** WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING ****

This message has been provided by the USGS and NOAA. This is not a test.

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Sparky seen on Muir snowfield. Seismographic readings indicate a major event starting in Sparky's intestines. Due to the large size of Sparky's asshole, and the large volume of shit scientists believe to be stored therein, a major discharge is imminent.

Residents of Puyallup are urged to seek higher ground and plug their noses.

I repeat this is not a test.

**** WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING ****

[ 03-22-2002: Message edited by: AlpineK ]

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*** WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING ***

This report is issued by the USGS and NOAA. This is not a test

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Imminent eruption from Sparky's asshole. Scientists report strong seismic activity coming from Sparky's intestines. Recent scientific data indicate the summit crater on Rainier is only a scale model of Sparky's asshole. Heavy flows are predicted.

Residents of Puyallup are urged to evacuate immediately.

This is not a test.

*** WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING ***

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