Matt Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Page 35 You never know when a lurker might come out of nowhere and steal the next top of the page. [ 03-21-2002: Message edited by: Matt ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moron Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 missed it! arghh! This is stupid, but can you get stupider than a moron? [ 03-21-2002: Message edited by: moron ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 The lack of appropriate commas, apostrophes and surfeit of intelligence illusrates yet another vacant input, known to us as AlpineK. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 His head remains a vacuum. Thankfully, his mouth is too. A "man's" gotta eat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MysticNacho Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 how many pages will this thing go for before it crashes? will it ever? I would like to see this thing hit a third row. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 As soon as the weather breaks I'm headed to Muir for a week. I sure hope my half pound of supplies are enough. Hey Ray how much booze should I bring? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 quote: Originally posted by AlpineK: As soon as the weather breaks I'm headed to Muir for a week. I sure hope my half pound of supplies are enough. Hey Ray how much booze should I bring? don't forget to bring a log. if you run into Sparky it'll come in handy as a rectal-avy probe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 quote: Originally posted by trask: don't forget to bring a log. if you run into Sparky it'll come in handy as a rectal-avy probe. I'm terrified of that kind of avalanche. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figger_Eight Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 That created a nice mental picture for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 I seem to remeber someone wanting the "This page comprised of..." touching the "UBB email this to a friend" thing and I just laughed at them. Oh, what visionary thinkers they were! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 AlpineKSparky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 **** WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING **** This message has been provided by the USGS and NOAA. This is not a test. Text--- Sparky seen on Muir snowfield. Seismographic readings indicate a major event starting in Sparky's intestines. Due to the large size of Sparky's asshole, and the large volume of shit scientists believe to be stored therein, a major discharge is imminent. Residents of Puyallup are urged to seek higher ground and plug their noses. I repeat this is not a test. **** WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING **** [ 03-22-2002: Message edited by: AlpineK ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 22, 2002 Share Posted March 22, 2002 Better watch it Alpine or old Sparky will come rub your nose in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 *** WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING *** This report is issued by the USGS and NOAA. This is not a test Text--- Imminent eruption from Sparky's asshole. Scientists report strong seismic activity coming from Sparky's intestines. Recent scientific data indicate the summit crater on Rainier is only a scale model of Sparky's asshole. Heavy flows are predicted. Residents of Puyallup are urged to evacuate immediately. This is not a test. *** WARNING WARNING WARNING WARNING *** Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 Did old Sparky finally blow his butt plug?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 The kingdome was a nonfunctional model of Sparky's butt plug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 That'd cause some serious 'roid' problems down the road. Poor Sparky...that's gotta hurt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sparky Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 At least you two won't go hungry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allthumbs Posted March 23, 2002 Share Posted March 23, 2002 A police officer pulls me over, comes up to the window and asks, "You drinkin'?" I looked up at him and replied, "You buyin'?" [ 03-22-2002: Message edited by: trask ] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr._happy Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 twenty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanked Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 Oh, allright....21 T Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tread_tramp Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 XXII Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeTool Posted March 24, 2002 Share Posted March 24, 2002 this is my first post here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 24? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted March 25, 2002 Share Posted March 25, 2002 quote: Originally posted by Dru: 24? So then this should be 25 and PAGE 36. Yes or no? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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