So who is your favourite cougar?

[gertlush]

I think it is definitely an upgrade versus that blonde fitness single

[Off_White]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

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[ivan]

why can't i choose all of the above again?

[kevbone]

Angelina Jolie is a dog compared to Jennifer Aniston.

[MarkMcJizzy]

I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

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That's gay

[billcoe]

Angelina Jolie is a dog compared to Jennifer Aniston.

 

OMG! 4:20 was so over 2 hours ago dude. AJ is smokin hawt!

[MarkMcJizzy]

Drew Bledsoe

 

That's even gayer

[MarkMcJizzy]

OK, final answer: Ryan Leaf

 

Stop it, your creeping us out

[kevbone]

Angelina Jolie is a dog compared to Jennifer Aniston.

 

OMG! 4:20 was so over 2 hours ago dude. AJ is smokin hawt!

 

She is pretty but does not compare to Jennifer IMO.

[Off_White]

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I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

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[kukuzka1]

I have to agree with kevbone and off white

[MarkMcJizzy]

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I have no idea what you're talking about.

 

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[MarkMcJizzy]

I have to agree with kevbone and off white

 

 

Don't make me angry

[billcoe]

 

isn't that D-dogs old girlfriend? OMG, jizzy.

 

OW, you missed some great hot cougarlife ads with yer adblock, and doesn't the Putzblock block all of Kevbone posts?

[MarkMcJizzy]

 

isn't that D-dogs old girlfriend? OMG, jizzy.

 

That's my Roy boy, he would kick D-Dogs bestial ass, and then book on down the PDX and teach you retards a thing or two

[Off_White]

doesn't the Putzblock block all of Kevbone posts?

 

I have no idea who you're talking about.

 

Roy on the otherhand, is a damned fine corgi.

[LostCamKenny]

Angelina Jolie is a dog compared to Jennifer Aniston.

and both have diseases from brad, no doubt

[gertlush]

It's half the reason I keep lurking around here anymore, anybody actually visited the site yet?

[MarkMcJizzy]

anybody actually visited the site yet?

 

Any broad who would qualify as a cougar for Bill, me or OW, would be really really old, and probably not computer savy

[rob]

lol it's funny cause you guys are old

[sobo]

...anybody actually visited the site yet?

I did, but I'm too old to qualify as a "cub"

[Off_White]

It's okay Sobo, I'm sure you could find a bear who would take you as his cub!

[MarkMcJizzy]

For the mature high rollers in the crowd (decidely not Bill or OW)

[sobo]

It's okay Sobo, I'm sure you could find a bear who would take you as his her cub!

Is that a slanderous reference to my hirsuteness?

 

BTW, fixt it 4 u

[Off_White]

Naw Furby, I wasn't referring to that. If you want to be a cub in a relationship, but you're too old for a cougar who has some very distinct qualifications that you don't meet, you might stand a chance with a bear, which is a slang term for a large hairy homosexual man who in some instances prefers a cub as a sexual partner. Your youthful attitude and desire to taken for a cub might be all that's necessary to make that relationship work out.

 

Oh, except you'd have to loosen your definition of your own sexual orientation, that might be a challenge.

 

Jeez Sobo, I can't believe I had to explain that. You really do live a long ways from modern Urbania, don't you?