kevbone Posted October 21, 2009 Author Share Posted October 21, 2009 What bothers him is that he's teeming with envy about Ivan getting out. He has to cut him down to size everytime. Kevbone never has anything positive to say about Ivan's climbing. Make weak-ass comments about how much time he spends with his family? None of your business. Grow up. Reminds me of the teenagers i work with. Step on another to make yourself feel higher. I love reading Ivan's TR's, in my opinion he's a good writer. Lots of humour in his writing and the guy sacks up. Much more than i can say about the guy starting this thread. He thinks a 15 foot fall is a huge whipper. Keep Ivan's TR just as is. JL Whatever dude. If you post your every move on the Internet…as far as I am concerned…. you are fair game. If you cant take the heat…maybe you should not post in the first place. Just a thought. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 I wouldn't go so far as to call your nonsensical idiotic rantings "heat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponderosa Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 It is spray....just not posted in spray. What distinction(s) allow the determination of Spray? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted October 21, 2009 Author Share Posted October 21, 2009 Talking about ones self is spray. IMO. Trip reports are the essence of spray.... "hey....look at me"....."i went climbing". Remember, trip reports are very cool and I love looking at the picture stoke. But spray will be spray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponderosa Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 All writing emerges from a personal viewpoint. Is all writing Spray? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Talking about ones self is spray. IMO. Trip reports are the essence of spray.... "hey....look at me"....."i went climbing". Remember, trip reports are very cool and I love looking at the picture stoke. But spray will be spray. STFU, boner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Spray is more like bs talk around the campfire. The only difference is you might have folks at the campfire that you normally wouldn't have at or invite to the campfire. TRs are usually stories about climbing. Yep writing styles can vary with users. At the very least they provide interested people with: route information, current conditions, or a source to questions about those things. Really good TRs have pictures too. If you don't have time or don't like the writing you can just look at pictures. Perhaps Kevbone would be happier if there was a way to post TRs in Spray searchable like the real TRs. Of course if I'm searching real TRs I want to exclude the Spray TRs. I'd really like to exclude Spray TRs by Kevbone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 All writing emerges from a personal viewpoint. Is all writing Spray? Give up dude, it's like trying to reason with a five-year-old. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Spray is more like bs talk around the campfire. The only difference is you might have folks at the campfire that you normally wouldn't have at or invite to the campfire. TRs are usually stories about climbing. Yep writing styles can vary with users. At the very least they provide interested people with: route information, current conditions, or a source to questions about those things. Really good TRs have pictures too. If you don't have time or don't like the writing you can just look at pictures. Perhaps Kevbone would be happier if there was a way to post TRs in Spray searchable like the real TRs. Of course if I'm searching real TRs I want to exclude the Spray TRs. I'd really like to exclude Spray TRs by Kevbone. Could you guys configure the server to dump all Boners posts into his very own "special" forum? Something analogous to /dev/null? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Like a special shortbus forum? Does Kevbone have to eat meals with a cork on the end of his fork? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geoff Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Well, since the man isn't on this board to explain to Kevbone what he has told me about Kevbone, and others, on several occassions, "He's missing the entire trip." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponderosa Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 All writing emerges from a personal viewpoint. Is all writing Spray? Give up dude, it's like trying to reason with a five-year-old. Yeah, but I'm stuck in a big snowstorm with nothin' goin' on so, fuckin' with a five-year-old's little peanut brain is game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted October 21, 2009 Author Share Posted October 21, 2009 KKKKK....is spraying about spray better than admitting you want to invade Iran? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 the impetus ( here you go kev ) behind this thread was my asking Kev to stop declaring in a given thread when a post outside of spray met whatever his criteria is for spray. i asked him to leave that decision to the moderators. the reason being is that just by making this declaration he was redirecting the conversation to a kevbone induced shitstorm, and his observation had nothing to do with the topic at hand. sometimes spray does happen outside of spray, but it is not up to kev to make the call when it is or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 So you pretty much told him to shut the fuck up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponderosa Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 the impetus ( here you go kev ) behind this thread was my asking Kev to stop declaring in a given thread when a post outside of spray met whatever his criteria is for spray. i asked him to leave that decision to the moderators. the reason being is that just by making this declaration he was redirecting the conversation to a kevbone induced shitstorm, and his observation had nothing to do with the topic at hand. sometimes spray does happen outside of spray, but it is not up to kev to make the call when it is or not. Bravo, Porker. I'm glad you paddled Kevy's little bum brain over his repeated (and endless) inappropriate determinations of spray in discussions outside of Spray. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted October 21, 2009 Author Share Posted October 21, 2009 Bravo, Porker. I'm glad you paddled Kevy's little bum brain over his repeated (and endless) inappropriate determinations of spray in discussions outside of Spray. You are the high and might and holier than thou that is able to make the appropriate determanation of spray now arent ya? You should stop and read the spew you write. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 [video:youtube]OQufxG1GcAk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 What, did this site suddenly suffer from too much climbing content and I haven't been paying attention? Talking about ones self is spray. IMO. Yeah, in your opinion, but I gotta call bullshit on this. Slacker chic is a bunch of crap: don't stick out above the herd, the only way to brag is by being humble, act as if you don't care about anything. TR's are just first person stories by people engaged in this odd hobby most of us share. I don't really care how significant an ascent is, or whether it's about a great day at your home crag or what you learned about body position and ignoring young women that finally let you send the pink and blue tape problem, I just like the diversion of a tale told well on a subject that interests me. If you don't like TR's, don't read 'em. If you think you're so uninteresting that no one could possibly enjoy sampling a slice of your climbing life, don't write 'em. Just don't be giving anyone grief over telling climbing stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Ivan's TR's are great. full value and funny as hell. I wish there was one for Jensens Ridge as that offwidth has me worried. ah, just to piss of the boner, i have two! and an even bigger offwidth up there as a variation jensen's rimbjob i always figured since i've actually climbed w/ you b4 kev that i shouldn't jump on the dogpiles that routinely from ontop of you - should i take your complaint as an encouragement to end that policy? what the fuck do you care what i write? why don't you go play w/ your kids instead of reading my weak boogie shit if it offends you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 When you consider all of the non-climbing related material (ie, bullshit) you post in non-spray forums (don't make me go drag some rants about Beacon into this:-) Then it's a bullshit claim you make Kev. Just don't be giving anyone grief over telling climbing stories cause that's why we're all here! . fixed that quote off,..we're here for that and the pictures:-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 What, did this site suddenly suffer from too much climbing content and I haven't been paying attention? Talking about ones self is spray. IMO. Yeah, in your opinion, but I gotta call bullshit on this. Slacker chic is a bunch of crap: don't stick out above the herd, the only way to brag is by being humble, act as if you don't care about anything. TR's are just first person stories by people engaged in this odd hobby most of us share. I don't really care how significant an ascent is, or whether it's about a great day at your home crag or what you learned about body position and ignoring young women that finally let you send the pink and blue tape problem, I just like the diversion of a tale told well on a subject that interests me. If you don't like TR's, don't read 'em. If you think you're so uninteresting that no one could possibly enjoy sampling a slice of your climbing life, don't write 'em. Just don't be giving anyone grief over telling climbing stories. Well said, OW! The best part of this site are the TRs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Thanks for the fix Bill. I'd thought about adding a moderator threat to the end of my epistle, but thought I'd just let my Capricious Warlord title serve that purpose instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 No seriously. Let's come to a concensus on how far you have to travel, how high you have to climb, what gear you have to use, and who your sponsor is before you get to post in the TR forum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 BTW Kevin, you have 11761 posts and ONLY 259 photos. Ivan has 7568 and over 500 great climbing photos. Whats that tell ya? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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