tvashtarkatena Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 (edited) In the event that any of you need to torture someone, here are the 13 techniques that, arguably, do not violate the statutory prohibition on torture (U.S. Code Title 18, Chapter 113C, Section 2340). Prolonged Isolation, Attention Grasp, Walling, Facial Hold, Facial Slap (Insult Slap), Cramped Confinement, Wall Standing, Stress Positions, Sleep Deprivation, Insects Placed in a Confinement Box, Waterboarding, Nudity (Prolonged OK), and Dietary Manipulation (Liquid Diet). Please remember that use of a diaper is recommended for extended sessions, particularly when Dietary Manipulation is in use. The presence of a SERE (Survive, Evade, Resist, and Escape) Psychologist is recommended during application of these techniques to monitor the well being of the detainee. Thank you, and God Bless America. Edited June 17, 2009 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hafilax Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 What if you allow the use of a safety word? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Man.....if the world would live by the standard of "treat others how you want them to treat you"......then there would be no war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Man.....if the world would live by the standard of "treat others how you want them to treat you"......then there would be no war. Deep Thoughts... brought to you by Kevbone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Man.....if the world would live by the standard of "treat others how you want them to treat you"......then there would be no war. Deep Thoughts... brought to you by Kevbone. There you go, just the sort of thing Kevbone was talking about, unless you don't want to be treated with respect either you cheese lipped bacon puppet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Torture? Where is listening to jb's ill informed opinions and having to hear your shit as well on that list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 you cheese lipped bacon puppet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Torture? Where is listening to jb's ill informed opinions and having to hear your shit as well on that list? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 (edited) Well, at least, I suplied citations from several articles including Bill mOyers to support my opinion. Whereas in your case, you have spouted silly barbs. Edited June 17, 2009 by j_b Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
j_b Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Billcoe upon reading facts disagreable to his world view: [img:left]http://www.extensor.co.uk/articles/listening/fingers_in_ears.jpg[/img] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pete_H Posted June 17, 2009 Share Posted June 17, 2009 Man.....if the world would live by the standard of "treat others how you want them to treat you"......then there would be no war. Lots of the world actually enjoys some forms of prolonged nudity, so there goes this stupid theory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 18, 2009 Author Share Posted June 18, 2009 It is recommended that the detainee be 'baselined' through the prolonged application of Sleep Deprivation, Nudity, Isolation, and Manipulated Diet (Liquid Diet). Duration of application should depend on level of compliance. Clothing may serve as a powerful form of instant gratification. The occasional Facial Slap or Walling session will dispel any assumptions the detainee may harbor that he won't be touched. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 Man.....if the world would live by the standard of "treat others how you want them to treat you"......then there would be no war. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 18, 2009 Author Share Posted June 18, 2009 (edited) Ah, yes, the beheading video, the meaning of which is presumably that: a) They're not like us, and b) We should be more like them Of course, the natural endpoint of such a philosophy is a world where everyone indulges in atrocities. Along the way to that delightful outcome, disseminating and indulging such atrocities (by viewing and promulgating images like this, for example, opportunities for which you never seem to miss) increases the dehumanization of oneself and others. Pure bad karma. Its enough to know that such atrocities exist in the world, and why we should steer clear of committing them, whether it be beheading or isolating and dehumanizing a human being, regardless of guilt, for months at a time until they are obviously psychotic. If you think I'm being lily livered about all this, perhaps you might also post videos of child pornography (also abhorrent). After all, is your motivation outrage or titillation? Given how frequently you indulge yourself here in a like manner, I have a hard time believing that its purely the former. And then there is the rule of law versus anarchy (the result of which is depicted in your image), but that's another discussion. Edited June 18, 2009 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted June 18, 2009 Author Share Posted June 18, 2009 Remember, waterboarding does not intentionally produce a fear of imminent death (prohibited by statute), and months of solitary isolation in a brightly lit cell in the nude is not intended to produce severe mental anguish (prohibited by statute). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 you cheese lipped bacon puppet. curiosly, this phrase makes me incredibly hungry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 torture i think is listening to the debate on torture - why couldn't i have been born a bottle nosed dolphin? those fuckers seem to be, oddly, rather more grounded... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pindude Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGh2mRLE1O0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 you cheese lipped bacon puppet. curiosly, this phrase makes me incredibly hungry bacon - the food that goes with everything :-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkporwit Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 bacon - the food that goes with everything :-) Bacon lube? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 for years i've been tryign to secure the patent rights to bacon bubble gum - folks keep telling me that there's no market, but i gotta biiiiig dream Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 There's gotta be a niche market for Bacon Bubble Gum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted June 18, 2009 Share Posted June 18, 2009 There's gotta be a niche market for Bacon Bubble Gum. oughta work well at g-bay, to end the thread drift: "chew it! chew it, you haji-fuck!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fairweather Posted June 19, 2009 Share Posted June 19, 2009 http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2009/06/18/house-poised-slap-new-restrictions-gitmo-closing/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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