tvashtarkatena Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 Nurse fucking Chapel. That's what Spock's into. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 His betrothed was hot, but she blew him off for Ston. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 t'pol - haaaaawt! ENTERPRISE actress Jolene Blalock was quoted as saying "You can't substitute tits and ass for good storytelling" Â I guess they have collagen and silicone on Vulcan, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 7 of 9 was hotter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted May 11, 2009 Share Posted May 11, 2009 7 of 9 was hotter. yeah, but t'pol's way more bitchy - would make it seem far more of an accomplishment to bag her! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prole Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Every five or ten years Hollywood manages not to fuck something up. The new Star Trek movie is one of these cases. It's baller. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted May 12, 2009 Author Share Posted May 12, 2009 Bummer! Â [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpZnq_3P_dc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
denalidave Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Bummer! [video:youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpZnq_3P_dc DUUUDE, you ruined the ending for all of us! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 JEEBUS CHRIST!!! Didn't that idiot Kirk learn anything from Wrath of Khan? So he forgot to raise shields AGAIN. I guess he won't be making that mistake anymore... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 JEEBUS CHRIST!!! Didn't that idiot Kirk learn anything from Wrath of Khan? So he forgot to raise shields AGAIN. I guess he won't be making that mistake anymore... why are the shields EVER down? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bug Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 Every five or ten years Hollywood manages not to fuck something up. The new Star Trek movie is one of these cases. It's baller. Indy got too old but not quite old enough. Kirk got fat. Good as dead in dickwood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted May 12, 2009 Share Posted May 12, 2009 my whole life would be far less fucked up if i could just get my hands on a heisenberg compensator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Are you certain of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted May 13, 2009 Author Share Posted May 13, 2009 my whole life would be far less fucked up if i could just get my hands on a heisenberg compensator  With 56 TR's, we're pretty sure you're compensating for something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 scotty is by far the best part of the new movie - in fact the whole thing seemed to be pretty much written by cheech n' chong - or did that have somethign to do with the fact that i made the 420 matinee (which, by the way, at 7 fucking squaw-bucks, hardly seems deserving of the title)?  i hope they don't do anymore - this one was good b/c it satirized all the old shit, but it would just be ghey another go round  anybody else notice the first guy to die was wearing a red jumpsuit  kirk sounding a green chick, classic  it would take a black chick to find something in sylar-meets-rain-man boy  i like that commodore pike ends up the story in a wheelchair - and that they water-boarded his ass, perhaps the only nod to the old shows' political saviness?  is it me, or did they have some fucking muppets in this movie?  i don't know what the fuck i need a heisenberg compensator for - clearly my life would be much, much cooler if i just had a holo-deck, an unlimited supply of dilithium crystals, and perhaps a (remodulatable) tacheon beam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 if all the pre-existing star trek films and series were to be taken as a holy canon, like the bible, including this most recent film into that canon would be not unlike tucking monty python's "the life of brian" into the new testament, just after the gospel of john Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 JEEBUS CHRIST!!! Didn't that idiot Kirk learn anything from Wrath of Khan? So he forgot to raise shields AGAIN. I guess he won't be making that mistake anymore... why are the shields EVER down? Â they're only needed on heavy flow days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
summerprophet Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 It's as easy as pulling down a little boyz pants. Good thing you are a dad sobo, else there would be serious questions.................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rbw1966 Posted May 13, 2009 Share Posted May 13, 2009 Yeah--since you are a dad we know the answers to those questions. Chris Hanson is on his way to interview you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted May 14, 2009 Share Posted May 14, 2009 Chris Hanson is on his way to interview you. Rob, I don't get it... CH link => click on graemlin => Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted May 14, 2009 Author Share Posted May 14, 2009 It's as easy as pulling down a little boyz pants. Good thing you are a dad sobo, else there would be serious questions.................... Â Since Sobo was describing how to do a Michael Jackson dance move, the context makes sense. You do understand the connections between moonwalk=michaeljackson=pedophile? Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobo Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 At least somebody gets my attempts at humor... Â OK, so it wasn't a whole month. I had occasion to see the new ST flick last night... Â It was quite funny at times, what with the throwbacks to the original series. Ivan caught that Olson was a redshirt, and obligatorily, was the first killed. Nice touch by the screenwriter and director, there, in keeping with Orginal Series dogma. Â McCoy with his "Are you out of your Vulcan mind??!!" and "Dammit, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a physicist!!!" were tried and true responses in times of panic. Chekov's sputtering over "w"s and "v"s was charming. "Ve are going to ze Wulcan home vorld..." Â I agree with ivan; I hope they don't do another one. As for this flick, I deem it worthy. Live long and propser... \\// Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1910892 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted May 15, 2009 Share Posted May 15, 2009 I hope they don't do another one. Â Not me.....saw it last night and thought is was very entertaining. Hopefully we will see at least 3 or 4 more fun Star Trek movies. Thought they did a good job casting everyone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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