The_Rooster Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 IF IT SNOWS MUCH MORE I WON'T BE ABLE TO RUN AND SCRATCH! :anger: Quote
olyclimber Posted December 18, 2008 Author Posted December 18, 2008 ROOSTER ALL I CAN SAY IS HUNKER DOWN. HUNKER DOWN IS THE ONLY TECHNIQUE THAT SEEMS TO BE WORKING FOR PEOPLE RIGHT NOW AS WE SEE HUMANITY UNRAVELING DUE TO CRYTALIZED H20 HITTING OUR ROADWAYS AT FULL FORCE AND QUITE POSSIBLY CAVING IN ROOFTOPS WITH SNOWLOADS EXCEEDING ENGINEERED REQUIREMENTS. REPEAT: HUNKER DOWN. Quote
ivan Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 snow zombies have infested my neighborhood - i'm getting my shaolin spade and heading out to wage war w/ the dead - this may be my last post - praise jeebus! Quote
DirtyHarry Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Forget about the icy roads. Think of the homeless kittens! Quote
Hugh Conway Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Forget about the icy roads. Think of the homeless kittens! oh no - people are eating cat now? Quote
olyclimber Posted December 18, 2008 Author Posted December 18, 2008 KITTENS NEED TO HUNKER DOWN. WHY DO THEY RISK IT ANYWAY? I'M NOT PAYING FOR THEIR RESCUE, THEY CHOSE TO RISK IT, THIS IS THE PRICE THAT PIPER PALIN DEMANDS. TIME TO SKI TO THE BARS. Quote
pc313 Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 My nieghbors just invited me to a Babaque in his livingroom but i think i'll pass,he said its Rabbit but i haven't seen his 20 plus cats all week,and as i dug out my car i found his dog living under it and wouldn't leave. Its a warm 28Deg. today and 12" of snow so far. Quote
ivan Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 snow-men are animating into hand-tools of the hell-damned - one of those infected bastards bit me - i can feel the evil creeping into my mind - can't hold on much longer - tell me wife i hated her! Quote
Hugh Conway Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 SWEET JESUS PEOPLE STOCK UP ON TOILET PAPER AND MILK! THIS COULD GET DEADLY IF YOU ARENT PREPARED Quote
DirtyHarry Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 If the kittens didn't bring an MLU and a sat-phone, I'm not rescuing them. Maybe the Taun-Tauns will. Quote
olyclimber Posted December 18, 2008 Author Posted December 18, 2008 LOOK WHERE THEY PARKED THIS BUS! WTF??? Quote
sobo Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 oh no - people are eating cat now? Wow Carl, you've been missing out on something... 8D Quote
olyclimber Posted December 18, 2008 Author Posted December 18, 2008 THIS JEEP HAVING ISSUES IN WEST SEATTLE [video:youtube]JmYjPQ6xZKM Quote
Doug Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 oh no - people are eating cat now? Wow Carl, you've been missing out on something... 8D Kitten, the other white meat. Quote
sobo Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 oh no - people are eating cat now? Wow Carl, you've been missing out on something... 8D Kitten, the other white meat. I always preferred to think of her as being pink... Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 (edited) The looting has begun. I just saw a man trailing a toilet paper roll with milk running down his leg die in front of a sliding bus. Soon, the shooting. A frozen corpse chunk just shattered the kitchen window. A woman's hand, still clutching the iPhone that couldn't save her, lies still on the cutting board. Worse; it's my veggie and bread cutting board. Oh well, at least I'll have a hole to shoot out of. KIRO advises to stop feeding your pets so that they die before you do. Think about the alternative. Edited December 18, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote
sobo Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 Is that Dru, or is it the little dinosaur from Jurassic Park that eats the guy that played "Newman"? Quote
Hugh Conway Posted December 18, 2008 Posted December 18, 2008 oh no - people are eating cat now? Wow Carl, you've been missing out on something... 8D Kitten, the other white meat. I always preferred to think of her as being pink... I said cat not poontang! Quote
sobo Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 Eat all the sled dogs. Except Buck. He gets to live... Quote
pc313 Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 14deg.now and snowing all day,just checked its 16" deep and the sidewalks are covered with 5" since 3pm,i don't think its going to melt any time soon. maybe March! Quote
The_Rooster Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 HELLO! DOES THIS MEAN IT'S SAFE TO COME OUT NOW? ???? COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 I threw the severed frozen hand in the freezer. Does anyone know if it's OK to throw it in the Yard Waste bin? Oh, I know gas is down, but does anyone want a Prius? There are plenty of them scattered about, but you might have to chop the frozen corpses out of them before it warms up again. Quote
pc313 Posted December 20, 2008 Posted December 20, 2008 HELLO! DOES THIS MEAN IT'S SAFE TO COME OUT NOW? ???? COCK A DOODLE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't think so, 7 day forecast; Snow and cold,and damm near knee deep now,you don't want to be under the roof eaves when they go! Hope you got lot's of corn and straw in the coop!!! Quote
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