olyclimber Posted September 9, 2008 Posted September 9, 2008 This is your last day alive before the Hadron Collider is fired up and the Rapture is upon us as God's Particle sucks us into a Black Hole. So how are you going to spend your last day alive? Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted September 9, 2008 Posted September 9, 2008 (edited) I've just published my life's work on this forum. The LHC and what it will do to us tomorrow simply confirms that I have discovered The Truth about the universe. The existence of Pink also provides supporting evidence. Edited September 9, 2008 by tvashtarkatena Quote
hafilax Posted September 9, 2008 Posted September 9, 2008 Bring on the Higgs. Hawking is betting they won't find it. Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted September 9, 2008 Posted September 9, 2008 I'd certainly like to know why my mass is increasing. Quote
olyclimber Posted September 9, 2008 Author Posted September 9, 2008 more PROOF http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26628746/ Quote
tvashtarkatena Posted September 9, 2008 Posted September 9, 2008 I should have hit the KittyKat in Winnemucca on the way back from Cali. Quote
sobo Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 That was really pretty good. And I hate rap. Quote
EWolfe Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 Seems like you have a bit more time, according to our resident Nuclear Physicist, Ed Hartouni, over on Supertopo: "hey Juan, if the LHC destroys the world on Wed, it will actually happen on Tue because they will collide beam early so that they know it will happen during their press conference... If, in fact, we (I'm one of the eggheads) destroy the planet, I'll take you out for a beer. Also, it will take more than a nanosecond... the fastest it could happen is the diameter of the earth, 41,851,445' divided by the speed of light... 1 ns/ft, that's more like 42 milliseconds, tops! If it is the speed of sound it takes even longer, what's the speed of sound in the earth? You know that number I'm sure. " "actually, I don't think you have to worry about tomorrow... here's why: they will start to commission the LHC (Large Hadron Collider) by injecting beam into one of the rings... then circulate the beam in that ring. Then they will do it in the other ring... that will take 6 days. Then they will take the beams to 450 GeV (which is less than Fermilab's Tevatron) and do a bunch of measurements... that will take 9 days They'll then setup for collisions at 450 on 450, still less than Fermilab... another 13 days. Finally, they will setup for collisions at 7 TeV... so maybe by the end of the month there will be collisions in the ring that have never occurred on earth before in a laboratory. These collisions happen all the time with cosmic rays hitting the earth, however... You can check on progress at the LHC Commissioning home page Lots of time to drink pints and choose your favorite towel... ...and work on the improbability drive... Don't worry, be happy." Quote
olyclimber Posted September 10, 2008 Author Posted September 10, 2008 That was really pretty good. And I hate rap. i prefer the crunk version. it just flows better. Quote
sobo Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 Yeah, but does the crunk version have the way coo' Stephen Hawking voice-over? Quote
olyclimber Posted September 10, 2008 Author Posted September 10, 2008 yeah, after he downs a duece of forties. he gets crazy wicked wild! Quote
AlpineK Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 They're either going to make a black hole or a huge pit of goo. The black hole might be worse maybe. Quote
ivan Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 am i the only one sorta-kinda-really hoping this thing does indeed bring a fucking end to the world? just kinda? i've been putting off all my chores n' whatnot for a couple days just in case...it would really suck to clean the goddamn garage only to see the whole thing get sucked into a fucking black hole, no? Quote
sobo Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 am i the only one sorta-kinda-really hoping this thing does indeed bring a fucking end to the world? just kinda? nope, you're not alone... Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 am i the only one sorta-kinda-really hoping this thing does indeed bring a fucking end to the world? just kinda? nope, you're not alone... yeah, it would be kind of cool Quote
sobo Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 tried that one already. didn't work. damn... Quote
STP Posted September 10, 2008 Posted September 10, 2008 Wasn't there a similar sort of fear associated with the first (human-initiated) nuclear reaction? Deep down isn't it just the fear of playing with Godlike powers? Quote
olyclimber Posted September 10, 2008 Author Posted September 10, 2008 So this is what the afterlife is....I should have known it would be the CascadeClimbers.com spray forum! WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?????? Quote
olyclimber Posted September 10, 2008 Author Posted September 10, 2008 Mike, Hello, I am from approximately two months in the future. On 10/22 at approx 2:34am CET a tachyon field failure in the main resonating ring of the LHC causes a "temporal blowback". Shortly thereafter, the resulting destruction of the strong nuclear force causes the world to vaporize in seconds, while a few of us near the experiment are thrown into a temporal causality loop. While the predestination event (or as we have come to call it "The Big Rewind") hasn't occurred yet to you, for us it is about three years in our past. I came across your site looking to see if there were any other scientists that may have theorized this phenomenon who may be of assistance in preventing it. This brings me to my point, I have repeatedly checked your site for the past five rewinds at 2:34:01 CET and it still says nope, believe me at this point the LHC has most assuredly destroyed the world. I can provide a bank account in Nigeria for the funds to be placed. I am curious to the exact amount however. John Titor CERN Specialist Quote
Dechristo Posted September 11, 2008 Posted September 11, 2008 A friend in Denver received the exact same email. Quote
olyclimber Posted September 11, 2008 Author Posted September 11, 2008 check out these cool LHC webcams! http://www.cyriak.co.uk/lhc/lhc-webcams.html Quote
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