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Guns and Women

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Appropriate title for spray.

 

Top 10 reasons a gun is favored over a woman....

 

#10. You can trade in an old 44 for a new 22.

 

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

 

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

 

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

 

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

 

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

 

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

 

#3. A gun doesn't ask, 'Do these new grips make me look fat?'

 

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

 

And the number one reason a gun is favor ed over a woman....

 

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

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10 Reasons a Motorcycle is Better than a Woman

 

10) It only takes a few minutes to warm up, and if you don't want to ride long it won't complain.

9) There's no fuss if you want to take a nap after a long ride.

8) You can test drive it before making a commitment.

7) You can use it to pick up OTHER women.

6) You can swap with a friend.

5) The cost of maintenance is much less.

4) Once you've ridden it, it doesn't keep calling.

3) Bikes don't care how many other motorcycles you have.

2) If you ride it once, it won't look for you nine months later.

1) It has an odometer, so you can tell how many times it's "been around the block".

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Yeah, I'd have to say that I'd take women over guns and motorcycles.

 

would like all three pleez

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Yeah, I'd have to say that I'd take women over guns and motorcycles.

 

would like all three pleez

 

at once?

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none of the above thankyouverymuch

 

No guns, motorcycles, or sex? Horses have spoiled you.

 

no no no, that's not what i said. no WOMEN, guns or motorcycles.

 

 

sex :tup: :tup:

 

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pink shuttup

 

ponies are better than boys. they don't talk and say dumb stuff.

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Agreed women over guns and motorcycles.

 

Bike v women is a tough call tho...

 

d

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hmmm...i come with a rack (or 1/2 rack as the case may be) rope and ponies.

 

that just doesn't sound as cool as a gun and motorcycle. lacks a certain bonnie and clyde aspect.

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Whenever I meet a woman with guns or a motorcycle, I know it's just a matter of time before I'll be staring down either a barrel or a tailpipe.

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hmmm...i come with a rack (or 1/2 rack as the case may be) rope and ponies.

 

that just doesn't sound as cool as a gun and motorcycle. lacks a certain bonnie and clyde aspect.

 

I'll bring the guns and a couple saddles; we'll call it even eh babe?

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I don't mind the horses, until it's time for someone to shovel the horse shit...

 

d

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