RuMR Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 (edited) In 2 1/2 decades of climbing, i've seen a lot of stuff and tried a lot of stuff...I've soloed when i was younger, I've climbed R and X routes where falls would have been UGLY...I've projected/pounded routes to the point of completion and sometimes not...I've established bolted routes...I've established trad lines...I've gone and retroed my own stuff...I've been super fit...I've been (and am) grossly out of shape and still love climbing even though i suck at it...I've been utterly humiliated and I've been a super star (in my own mind). I've thrown wobblers you wouldn't believe where i didn't want to show my face later due to embarassment(do they still use that term, wobbler)? I've nearly wrecked the car driving into a canyon for the first time due to being utterly awestruck and dumbfounded at the beauty of a place...I've eurosportfagged it hard. I've ripped finger tendons. I've damaged shoulders. I've broken foots and ankles. I've climbed with old folks, young folks, been young & been getin' old. I've climbed shitpiles of choss, i've climbed pure white limestone over the mediterranean., i've climbed beautiful golden granite, fire red sandstone. I've had awesome partners, i've had shitty partners...I've been a great climbing buddy and well, honestly, i've been a shit too... You know what? I APPRECIATE every single chance i get to go climbing. I APPRECIATE every flavor of flavor of climbing, every chance i get and those chances are becoming fewer and further apart. The one thing in this life that really really bums me out is lack of time...if you think about it, even 10 decades is not enough time. Edited March 13, 2008 by RuMR Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 wobblers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 circa 80's...i believe Master Karn first used the term...could be wrong on that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 and it means? what's this climbing thread doign in spray!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 Wobbler = Dropping fbombs when you get bouted...as in wobbling off your rocker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 sprayspraysprayspraysprayspraysprayspraysprayvsprayspray Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 *** You are ignoring this user *** there...fixed that pesky browser problem... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 *** You are ignoring this user *** there...fixed that pesky browser problem... if you put Kevboner on ignore, you'll miss all his brilliant, profound commentary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Hey off…..could you also fix Rumr’s sabotage on the “find the bolts dawg” thread……since you seemed so inclined to mess with my payback. Thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I've Never Been To Me ( Charlene ) Hey lady, you lady, cursing at your life You're a discontented mother and a regimented wife I've no doubt you dream about the things you'll never do But, I wish someone had talked to me Like I wanna talk to you..... Oh, I've been to Georgia and California and anywhere I could run I took the hand of a preacher man and we made love in the sun But I ran out of places and friendly faces because I had to be free I've been to paradise but I've never been to me Please lady, please lady, don't just walk away 'Cause I have this need to tell you why I'm all alone today I can see so much of me still living in your eyes Won't you share a part of a weary heart that has lived million lies.... Oh, I've been to Niece and the Isle of Greece while I've sipped champagne on a yacht I've moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I've got I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me [spoken] Hey, you know what paradise is? It's a lie, a fantasy we create about people and places as we'd like them to be But you know what truth is? It's that little baby you're holding, it's that man you fought with this morning The same one you're going to make love with tonight That's truth, that's love...... Sometimes I've been to crying for unborn children that might have made me complete But I took the sweet life, I never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet I've spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that costs too much to be free Hey lady...... I've been to paradise, (I've been to paradise) But I've never been to me (I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run) I've been to paradise, never been to me (I've been to Neice and the isle of Greece while I've sipped champagne on a yacht) I've been to paradise, never been to me (I've been to cryin' for unborn children that might have made me complete) I've been to paradise, never been to me (I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run) I've been to paradise, never been to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Go look, I did his before I did yours. My edited reason seems pretty clear. Spray does have standards, however low they may be. thanks Off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Spray does have standards Quote of the day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 In 2 1/2 decades of climbing, i've seen a lot of stuff and tried a lot of stuff...I've soloed when i was younger, I've climbed R and X routes where falls would have been UGLY...I've projected/pounded routes to the point of completion and sometimes not...I've established bolted routes...I've established trad lines...I've gone and retroed my own stuff...I've been super fit...I've been (and am) grossly out of shape and still love climbing even though i suck at it...I've been utterly humiliated and I've been a super star (in my own mind). I've thrown wobblers you wouldn't believe where i didn't want to show my face later due to embarassment(do they still use that term, wobbler)? I've nearly wrecked the car driving into a canyon for the first time due to being utterly awestruck and dumbfounded at the beauty of a place...I've eurosportfagged it hard. I've ripped finger tendons. I've damaged shoulders. I've broken foots and ankles. I've climbed with old folks, young folks, been young & been getin' old. I've climbed shitpiles of choss, i've climbed pure white limestone over the mediterranean., i've climbed beautiful golden granite, fire red sandstone. I've had awesome partners, i've had shitty partners...I've been a great climbing buddy and well, honestly, i've been a shit too... You know what? I APPRECIATE every single chance i get to go climbing. I APPRECIATE every flavor of flavor of climbing, every chance i get and those chances are becoming fewer and further apart. The one thing in this life that really really bums me out is lack of time...if you think about it, even 10 decades is not enough time. Ya....so......what is your point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Rudy forgot to add "I've just made a complete ass candle out of myself on CC.com with this posting" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 I've Never Been To Me ( Charlene ) Hey lady, you lady, cursing at your life You're a discontented mother and a regimented wife I've no doubt you dream about the things you'll never do But, I wish someone had talked to me Like I wanna talk to you..... Oh, I've been to Georgia and California and anywhere I could run I took the hand of a preacher man and we made love in the sun But I ran out of places and friendly faces because I had to be free I've been to paradise but I've never been to me Please lady, please lady, don't just walk away 'Cause I have this need to tell you why I'm all alone today I can see so much of me still living in your eyes Won't you share a part of a weary heart that has lived million lies.... Oh, I've been to Niece and the Isle of Greece while I've sipped champagne on a yacht I've moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I've got I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me [spoken] Hey, you know what paradise is? It's a lie, a fantasy we create about people and places as we'd like them to be But you know what truth is? It's that little baby you're holding, it's that man you fought with this morning The same one you're going to make love with tonight That's truth, that's love...... Sometimes I've been to crying for unborn children that might have made me complete But I took the sweet life, I never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet I've spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that costs too much to be free Hey lady...... I've been to paradise, (I've been to paradise) But I've never been to me (I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run) I've been to paradise, never been to me (I've been to Neice and the isle of Greece while I've sipped champagne on a yacht) I've been to paradise, never been to me (I've been to cryin' for unborn children that might have made me complete) I've been to paradise, never been to me (I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run) I've been to paradise, never been to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherri Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 I've Never Been To Me ( Charlene ) Hey lady, you lady, cursing at your life You're a discontented mother and a regimented wife I've no doubt you dream about the things you'll never do But, I wish someone had talked to me Like I wanna talk to you..... Oh, I've been to Georgia and California and anywhere I could run I took the hand of a preacher man and we made love in the sun But I ran out of places and friendly faces because I had to be free I've been to paradise but I've never been to me Please lady, please lady, don't just walk away 'Cause I have this need to tell you why I'm all alone today I can see so much of me still living in your eyes Won't you share a part of a weary heart that has lived million lies.... Oh, I've been to Niece and the Isle of Greece while I've sipped champagne on a yacht I've moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I've got I've been undressed by kings and I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me [spoken] Hey, you know what paradise is? It's a lie, a fantasy we create about people and places as we'd like them to be But you know what truth is? It's that little baby you're holding, it's that man you fought with this morning The same one you're going to make love with tonight That's truth, that's love...... Sometimes I've been to crying for unborn children that might have made me complete But I took the sweet life, I never knew I'd be bitter from the sweet I've spent my life exploring the subtle whoring that costs too much to be free Hey lady...... I've been to paradise, (I've been to paradise) But I've never been to me (I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run) I've been to paradise, never been to me (I've been to Neice and the isle of Greece while I've sipped champagne on a yacht) I've been to paradise, never been to me (I've been to cryin' for unborn children that might have made me complete) I've been to paradise, never been to me (I've been to Georgia and California, and anywhere I could run) I've been to paradise, never been to me I like what Rumr had to say. If we put that post to music, I bet Charlene could turn that into a hit, too. I'm a sucker for sentimental ballads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Jackie DeShannon, "put a little love in your heart" just did it for me yesterday. This thread needs a climbing pic. Nice rant Rudy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Rudy forgot to add "I've just made a complete ass candle out of myself on CC.com with this posting" Yeah, because passion, enthusiasm, and emotion are so uncool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chucK Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Nice post man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 In 2 1/2 decades of climbing, i've seen a lot of stuff and tried a lot of stuff...I've soloed when i was younger, I've climbed R and X routes where falls would have been UGLY...I've projected/pounded routes to the point of completion and sometimes not...I've established bolted routes...I've established trad lines...I've gone and retroed my own stuff...I've been super fit...I've been (and am) grossly out of shape and still love climbing even though i suck at it...I've been utterly humiliated and I've been a super star (in my own mind). I've thrown wobblers you wouldn't believe where i didn't want to show my face later due to embarassment(do they still use that term, wobbler)? I've nearly wrecked the car driving into a canyon for the first time due to being utterly awestruck and dumbfounded at the beauty of a place...I've eurosportfagged it hard. I've ripped finger tendons. I've damaged shoulders. I've broken foots and ankles. I've climbed with old folks, young folks, been young & been getin' old. I've climbed shitpiles of choss, i've climbed pure white limestone over the mediterranean., i've climbed beautiful golden granite, fire red sandstone. I've had awesome partners, i've had shitty partners...I've been a great climbing buddy and well, honestly, i've been a shit too... You know what? I APPRECIATE every single chance i get to go climbing. I APPRECIATE every flavor of flavor of climbing, every chance i get and those chances are becoming fewer and further apart. The one thing in this life that really really bums me out is lack of time...if you think about it, even 10 decades is not enough time. Ya....so......what is your point? you have got to be about the dumbest person to have actually figured out how to type on a keyboard...you should quickly apply to guinness book of records for a slot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Self aggrandizement: the New Heartfelt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 you are the master of that, fatty... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 ORLY, Mr. Brass Ballz? Prove it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted March 13, 2008 Author Share Posted March 13, 2008 that's easy... go to search, enter "tvashtarkatena", start reading the posts that come up, and viola...Proof! Fuckin' tool... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted March 13, 2008 Share Posted March 13, 2008 Nope. Not good enough. Come up with one post. Just one, Pullup King. Come on, Rudy, you're may be dumber than a (your) post, but you can surely accomplish that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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