kevbone Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 I say it has to be the remote for your TV. OR an escalator. What do you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 The keyboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted November 28, 2007 Author Share Posted November 28, 2007 The keyboard? How so? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 (edited) Don't be so lazy. It'll come to you. Edited November 28, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted November 28, 2007 Author Share Posted November 28, 2007 Would you prefer talking into a mic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 "digital sex!" "i still jerk off manually" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Couloir Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 The Sybian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendershot Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 The drive thru. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Central heating. Think of all the wood you don't have to chop to stay warm! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted November 28, 2007 Author Share Posted November 28, 2007 The drive thru. Clever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iciclespyder Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 the car Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClimbingPanther Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 the escalator. elevators are good for handicapped people, but escalators remove the pesky process of step ascending & descending purely for the able-bodied. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iciclespyder Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 The drive thru. Clever it's the fattest invention also. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 The microwave. I hate those fucking things. I will never, ever, ever own one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 And the TV show. Why would anyone be so damn lazy as to watch other fake peoples' fake lives rather than go out and live their own real life? Baffling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericb Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 golf cart? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 bread machines. Hate em. Roll some dough and put it in the oven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 iron-lung Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 And dishwashers. When I redid my kitchen I took that fucker out. Still plumbed it and readied it so that the next lazy asshole who buys my house can put it in so they don't have to actually scrub anything. You'd think someone that lazy would just eat off paper plates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 iron-lung I just laughed out loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 FACT: Hunter-gatherers enjoy the most free/leisure time of any human societies. Therefore, modern society appears to be a vast labour-inducing device. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Hunting and gathering ARE my leisure time activities. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choada_Boy Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 You're all wrong. It's the Internet. I don't even have think any more, I can just look it up on Wikipedia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder206 Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 And dishwashers. When I redid my kitchen I took that fucker out...You'd think someone that lazy would just eat off paper plates. Wow…she owns a rifle, hand-washes dishes, hates TV…and those pumpkins! ooh la la, archenemy, can I stalk you? You have aced my cupid settings! Need help deciding? My shoe size is 12 extra wide, if you get my meaning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
builder206 Posted November 28, 2007 Share Posted November 28, 2007 Oh, laziest invention: airplanes. If you can chop your own kindling, wash your own dishes, walk everywhere rather than drive, then you can just flap your arms to go cross-country. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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