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"You little scumbag! I got your NAME, I got your ASS! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers I will teach you! Now get up, get on your feet! You had best un-fuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your NECK! "

 

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"Asps.....very dangerous....you go first"!

raiders of the lost mother-fuck'n fuck- now let's try to make this hard!

 

you gotta get mine above, plus here's one for your troubles (i'll try to think of a flick fitting yer proletarien tastes :) )

 

how 'bout:

"it is very bad to drink jaboo's rum!"

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Lobotomy? Isn't that for loonies?

 

Not at all. Friend of mine had one. Designer of the neutron bomb. You ever hear of the neutron bomb? Destroys people - leaves buildings standing. Fits in a suitcase. It's so small, no one knows it's there until - BLAMMO! Eyes melt, skin explodes, everybody dead! So immoral, working on the thing can drive you mad. That's what happened to this friend of mine. So he had a lobotomy. Now he's well again.

 

 

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