you suck if

[backclipped]

Since you can clip the first bolt of Barbecue the Pope simply by rocking onto the tippy toes of your size 13 clod hoppers, Letsroll, a cheater stick is of no use to you. In fact carrying a cheater stick would not help your sport climbing at all--I don't think that you'd make it out of the parking lot, as I'm sure Josh would deliver you a Conan-style thrashing with it.

[letsroll]

Since you can clip the first bolt of Barbecue the Pope simply by rocking onto the tippy toes of your size 13 clod hoppers, LetsI'm sure Josh would deliver you a Conan-style thrashing with it.

 

No kidding, or short rope me on hard move.

[Ishmael]

You climb in groups at awesome places like Smith and when you are hanging around cool warmup routes you insist that one of your group is "just about" to climb the route next.

 

Sounds like Joshua Tree on a weekend.... I guess I was asking for it though...

[xyzzy]

Hey builder206, you've obviously never climbed in eldorado canyon. I defy ANYONE to onsight the "5.7" Bastille Crack without chalking up first when stepping across from the flake on the first pitch. (Okay, granted, this is probably a ratings rant. Old school grades are different.)

[frozen lifts]

You think cigarette butts are not garbage.

[ivan]

You think cigarette butts are not garbage.

you think my banana peel/apple core IS garbage

[Jens]

You think cigarette butts are not garbage.

you think my banana peel/apple core IS garbage

amen to that Ivan

[chirp]

You think cigarette butts are not garbage.

 

When doing this route attempt with these guys (Art Wiggins/Harvey Miller), Art showed me the top flap of his pack which was jammed full of cig butts, his thoughts on littering were simple, he said "Karma man, Karma"

 

[billcoe]

You don't help a brother climber(s) in need.

 

Thanks for the climbing pic Chirp!

[catbirdseat]

Has anyone noticed that this thread has brought a slew of new avatars?

[letsroll]

guess I better get a new one so I can be cool too.

[whirlwind]

...if someone calls you up saying they signed for a package that is yours and you should come and get it. and you dont

a) bring over a beer as thanks

b) say whats up, mearly grab and run.

 

next time i'll just send it back then you'll have to wait a few more weeks for it to cycle to and from the shipper.

[archenemy]

Ask Gary, he knows all about your shipping protocols.

[Bill_Simpkins]

#?. You let your pet wussy talk you into to Starbucks between every pitch. Coincidently, you end up staring at Burger's and Fries all day out the Cafe window then sitting around a trendy local Bistro all evening not feeling sore enough to deserve the cheddar-ale soup.