Martini Mixology

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[Dechristo]

martini is synonymous with enable.

and only pussies are alcoholic.

hop on the horse for the real addiction, beeyotches.

 

I find Methadone to be a practical substitute.

[G-spotter]

 

Gin and Juice

[G-spotter]

i seldom drink martinis

one or two at the most

three i am under the table

and four i am under the host.

 

5 parts gin to 1 part rohypnol?

[counterfeitfake]

gin is so good

[John Frieh]

i seldom drink martinis

one or two at the most

three i am under the table

and four i am under the host.

 

I love martoonis. vodka ones are the best. i especially love the girly ones. Lemon drops are my favorite with vanilla vodka.

 

I like vodka straight with dinner, with good company. It must be premium stuff, and chilled ice cold.

 

Gin is for martinis, and gin and tonics...

 

Recently I've been sipping Caiparinha's after work. My Brazilian co-worker kept talking up cachaca, I tried it, and like it...

 

 

Maybe I read it wrong but do you have a drink every day? Are you concerned about potential health implications?

[Sherri]

i seldom drink martinis

one or two at the most

three i am under the table

and four i am under the host.

 

 

You're invited to my next dinner party. There's a four-drink-per-guest minimum.

[counterfeitfake]

Maybe I read it wrong but do you have a drink every day? Are you concerned about potential health implications?

 

Didn't they decide that was good for you?

[G-spotter]

A drink a day IS good for you.

[tvashtarkatena]

My favorite martini recipe:

 

Fill shaker with ice. Let sit for a while. Pour melt water out.

 

Douse ice with 1/2 shot dry vermouth.

 

Pour in 2 shots Bombay Sapphire. Shake.

 

Pour over a large olive in a chilled glass.

 

Dash of lemon.

[knotzen]

I've heard meth makes you a better climber.

 

Except for when you have to stop and pick at your sores when leading. That's the only down side.

[rob]

I'm no martini fan, but Plymouth is some pretty good gin, if you're into gin.

[Dechristo]

I've heard meth makes you a better climber.

 

Except for when you have to stop and pick at your sores when leading. That's the only down side.

I'm talkin' takin' a different "meth".

[G-spotter]

You, sir, don't just emit methane when you talk.

[knotzen]

I've heard meth makes you a better climber.

 

Except for when you have to stop and pick at your sores when leading. That's the only down side.

I'm talkin' takin' a different "meth".

I'm wit ya, man. I was just throwing in another drug to the cocktail.

 

Carry on.

[kevbone]

I've heard meth makes you a better climber.

 

Except for when you have to stop and pick at your sores when leading. That's the only down side.

 

What do you call a guy who has been up for 2 weeks?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A two weeker.....Ha...ha...ha.....ha....

[KaskadskyjKozak]

i seldom drink martinis

one or two at the most

three i am under the table

and four i am under the host.

 

I love martoonis. vodka ones are the best. i especially love the girly ones. Lemon drops are my favorite with vanilla vodka.

 

I like vodka straight with dinner, with good company. It must be premium stuff, and chilled ice cold.

 

Gin is for martinis, and gin and tonics...

 

Recently I've been sipping Caiparinha's after work. My Brazilian co-worker kept talking up cachaca, I tried it, and like it...

 

 

Maybe I read it wrong but do you have a drink every day? Are you concerned about potential health implications?

 

Nope. A drink a day is good for you.

 

Now go lick sack.

[KaskadskyjKozak]

“With the exception of a few artisan bars and restaurants, most people might get a 9-to-1 ratio, or just gin,” Audrey said.

 

A martini is also not a martini without vermouth. What is a cocktail but a blend of disparate elements into a harmonious new whole? We used Noilly Prat Original French Dry vermouth in a proportion of five parts gin to one part vermouth, perhaps a bit more gin than might have been ideal (try 4-to-1), but we wanted to make sure that the gin was featured prominently.

 

 

[archenemy]

I love whiskey.

 

But I am willing to try the martini thingy. Especially when I feel all faggy like Billygoat. My mom bought me one of those fancy little shakers (she has a thing about buying stuff for my kitchen) and I haven't used it yet. Right now may be the right time--I'll follow a recipe or two...

[KaskadskyjKozak]

I love whiskey.

 

But I am willing to try the martini thingy. Especially when I feel all faggy like Billygoat. My mom bought me one of those fancy little shakers (she has a thing about buying stuff for my kitchen) and I haven't used it yet. Right now may be the right time--I'll follow a recipe or two...

 

No need to get faggy... those fancy shakers are great for mixing Manhattans, Rob Roys, and Rusty Nails.

 

I like whisk(e)ys when it's gloomy, and lighter stuff when it's nice out. Although some whiskys are light enough for summer (e.g. Glenlivet 15 year/oak). Laprhoaig is definitely for winter-time...

 

 

[archenemy]

Rusty nail? how do I mix a rusty nail?

 

And I appreciate suggestions on good gin--I know nothing and don't want to drink cheap crappy stuff or expensive disapointing stuff.

 

[KaskadskyjKozak]

Rusty nail? how do I mix a rusty nail?

 

2 oz blended scotch

0.5 oz Drambuie

add to shaker filled with ice

strain into cocktail glass; add lemon twist

 

[Billygoat]

Yum!

[sk]

i seldom drink martinis

one or two at the most

three i am under the table

and four i am under the host.

 

 

You're invited to my next dinner party. There's a four-drink-per-guest minimum.

 

 

sounds like a party

[JosephH]

Three blind Vodka tests and one blind Brita/Vodka test.

 

http://abcnews.go.com/2020/Story?id=3201973&page=1&ROS=true

http://www.slate.com/id/2106004

http://www.nytimes.com/2005/01/26/dining/26wine.html?pagewanted=2&ei=5088&en=5913ec796f54a33c&ex=1264482000

 

http://www.monzy.com/?p=238