Snow for toilet paper

[Skeezix]

I once climbed with a guy that used a snowball for toilet paper. I tried it once, but it didn't work for me. All I got was brown water in my britches. Did not get the job done.

[rob]

That's one nasty snowcone

[high_on_rock]

I prefer snow over anything else. I will leave a fully stocked outhouse to get a pile of snow. The best.

[ScottP]

Depends on the type of snow used.

Corn snow (no pun intended) makes for shitty (no pun intended) wipings.

That squeaky, compressible dry snow is what your after if your can't pinch it off clean.

[jordop]

I once declined to take tp on a 10 day ski trip to the Columbia Icefields. I had always used good ol' Coastal compactible cake, which is like a bidet and a wipe in one. Needless to say unconsolidated Rocky Mtn fluff and one inch surface hoar didn't work out too well

[layton]

I once climbed with a guy that used a snowball for toilet paper. I tried it once, but it didn't work for me. All I got was brown water in my britches. Did not get the job done.

 

I'm shocked that a climber would consider this 1.) new information and 2.)not enjoy it

 

[G-spotter]

[sk]

I once climbed with a guy that used a snowball for toilet paper. I tried it once, but it didn't work for me. All I got was brown water in my britches. Did not get the job done.

 

dude thats better than at home.... it's a mountian bidet. Clean and Fresh!!!

[Dechristo]

Skeezix, did you wipe only once?

 

You gotta slather that jewel 'till it's numb, sometimes, dependent on consistency of da poo.

[KaskadskyjKozak]

 

snow is excellent for ass wiping.

[high_on_rock]

And the cold leaves the back door so puckered and tight that you cannot fart for a day. Makes me think about putting a snow machine in the bathroom at home.

[Winter]

coastal bc moss works almost as well.

[lI1|1!]

everything i was going to say in this thread has already been said.

[AlpineK]

If you come up with a method of hand squirting you could have yourself an alpine bidet

[i_like_sun]

It depends on the type and quality of the snow. If its old and crusty you'll just end up with a sraped up bum and as you said shitty water in your pants...

 

If its nice and soft and new, oh baby, thats a whole new world! You just feel soo squeeky clean and happy afterwards!

[bstach]

If you come up with a method of hand squirting you could have yourself an alpine bidet

I've used a toy squirt gun as an alpine bidet. Works well, more comfortable than snow. Although its not a bad idea to do one wipe firts with snow to get the big chunks out.

[EWolfe]

Depends

 

 

 

:wave:E

[Crux]

If you come up with a method of hand squirting you could have yourself an alpine bidet

 

I believe REI has a lightweight, collapsible, alpine bidet stocked for the store's annual Spring sale. Word: Find this multi-fuel device in the stove section, as it's designed for four-season use and comes with its own automatic ignition system. (When there's no duff for yer duff 'cept snow, this is the shit!)

[ketch]

If you come up with a method of hand squirting you could have yourself an alpine bidet

I've used a toy squirt gun as an alpine bidet. Works well, more comfortable than snow. Although its not a bad idea to do one wipe farts with snow to get the big chunks out.

 

 

If you got the one wipe farts I would use snow.

[KaskadskyjKozak]

It depends on the type and quality of the snow. If its old and crusty you'll just end up with a sraped up bum and as you said shitty water in your pants...

 

If its nice and soft and new, oh baby, thats a whole new world! You just feel soo squeeky clean and happy afterwards!

 

Any snow beats rocks. I've had explosive diarrheah and had to resort to the latter.

 

 

[i_like_sun]

Yeah, me too. In that case you end up with shitty pants and a bleeding ass. Sand can work just as well as rocks however......its not really an upgrade though. More of a step sideways... Becuase after gragging you wasted [ass] out, you still end up chafing your crack into a bloody state. Snow is far better.

[Dechristo]

I use my partner's balaclava

[i_like_sun]

Thanks jesus.

[Dechristo]

No, my partner, when putting his balaclava over his face again, usually exclaims only,

 

 

JEE-ZUSSS!!!1

 

 

[EWolfe]

Sounds like a good trade

 

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