Skeezix Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I once climbed with a guy that used a snowball for toilet paper. I tried it once, but it didn't work for me. All I got was brown water in my britches. Did not get the job done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 That's one nasty snowcone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
high_on_rock Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I prefer snow over anything else. I will leave a fully stocked outhouse to get a pile of snow. The best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottP Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Depends on the type of snow used. Corn snow (no pun intended) makes for shitty (no pun intended) wipings. That squeaky, compressible dry snow is what your after if your can't pinch it off clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jordop Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I once declined to take tp on a 10 day ski trip to the Columbia Icefields. I had always used good ol' Coastal compactible cake, which is like a bidet and a wipe in one. Needless to say unconsolidated Rocky Mtn fluff and one inch surface hoar didn't work out too well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I once climbed with a guy that used a snowball for toilet paper. I tried it once, but it didn't work for me. All I got was brown water in my britches. Did not get the job done.  I'm shocked that a climber would consider this 1.) new information and 2.)not enjoy it  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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sk Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 I once climbed with a guy that used a snowball for toilet paper. I tried it once, but it didn't work for me. All I got was brown water in my britches. Did not get the job done. Â dude thats better than at home.... it's a mountian bidet. Clean and Fresh!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Skeezix, did you wipe only once? Â You gotta slather that jewel 'till it's numb, sometimes, dependent on consistency of da poo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 Â snow is excellent for ass wiping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
high_on_rock Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 And the cold leaves the back door so puckered and tight that you cannot fart for a day. Makes me think about putting a snow machine in the bathroom at home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Winter Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 coastal bc moss works almost as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lI1|1! Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 everything i was going to say in this thread has already been said. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 If you come up with a method of hand squirting you could have yourself an alpine bidet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted April 24, 2007 Share Posted April 24, 2007 It depends on the type and quality of the snow. If its old and crusty you'll just end up with a sraped up bum and as you said shitty water in your pants... Â If its nice and soft and new, oh baby, thats a whole new world! You just feel soo squeeky clean and happy afterwards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bstach Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 If you come up with a method of hand squirting you could have yourself an alpine bidet I've used a toy squirt gun as an alpine bidet. Works well, more comfortable than snow. Although its not a bad idea to do one wipe firts with snow to get the big chunks out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted April 25, 2007 Share Posted April 25, 2007 Depends    :wave:E Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crux Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 If you come up with a method of hand squirting you could have yourself an alpine bidet  I believe REI has a lightweight, collapsible, alpine bidet stocked for the store's annual Spring sale. Word: Find this multi-fuel device in the stove section, as it's designed for four-season use and comes with its own automatic ignition system. (When there's no duff for yer duff 'cept snow, this is the shit!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ketch Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 If you come up with a method of hand squirting you could have yourself an alpine bidet I've used a toy squirt gun as an alpine bidet. Works well, more comfortable than snow. Although its not a bad idea to do one wipe farts with snow to get the big chunks out. Â Â If you got the one wipe farts I would use snow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 It depends on the type and quality of the snow. If its old and crusty you'll just end up with a sraped up bum and as you said shitty water in your pants... If its nice and soft and new, oh baby, thats a whole new world! You just feel soo squeeky clean and happy afterwards!  Any snow beats rocks. I've had explosive diarrheah and had to resort to the latter.   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Yeah, me too. In that case you end up with shitty pants and a bleeding ass. Sand can work just as well as rocks however......its not really an upgrade though. More of a step sideways... Becuase after gragging you wasted [ass] out, you still end up chafing your crack into a bloody state. Snow is far better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 I use my partner's balaclava Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted April 26, 2007 Share Posted April 26, 2007 Thanks jesus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 No, my partner, when putting his balaclava over his face again, usually exclaims only, Â Â JEE-ZUSSS!!!1 Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted April 27, 2007 Share Posted April 27, 2007 Sounds like a good trade  Moderators, s/b in Yard Sale? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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