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I once declined to take tp on a 10 day ski trip to the Columbia Icefields. I had always used good ol' Coastal compactible cake, which is like a bidet and a wipe in one. Needless to say unconsolidated Rocky Mtn fluff and one inch surface hoar didn't work out too well ;)

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I once climbed with a guy that used a snowball for toilet paper. I tried it once, but it didn't work for me. All I got was brown water in my britches. Did not get the job done.

 

I'm shocked that a climber would consider this 1.) new information and 2.)not enjoy it

 

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I once climbed with a guy that used a snowball for toilet paper. I tried it once, but it didn't work for me. All I got was brown water in my britches. Did not get the job done.

 

dude thats better than at home.... it's a mountian bidet. Clean and Fresh!!!

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It depends on the type and quality of the snow. If its old and crusty you'll just end up with a sraped up bum and as you said shitty water in your pants...

 

If its nice and soft and new, oh baby, thats a whole new world! You just feel soo squeeky clean and happy afterwards!

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If you come up with a method of hand squirting you could have yourself an alpine bidet

 

I believe REI has a lightweight, collapsible, alpine bidet stocked for the store's annual Spring sale. Word: Find this multi-fuel device in the stove section, as it's designed for four-season use and comes with its own automatic ignition system. (When there's no duff for yer duff 'cept snow, this is the shit!)

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If you come up with a method of hand squirting you could have yourself an alpine bidet

I've used a toy squirt gun as an alpine bidet. Works well, more comfortable than snow. Although its not a bad idea to do one wipe farts with snow to get the big chunks out.

 

 

If you got the one wipe farts I would use snow.

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It depends on the type and quality of the snow. If its old and crusty you'll just end up with a sraped up bum and as you said shitty water in your pants...

 

If its nice and soft and new, oh baby, thats a whole new world! You just feel soo squeeky clean and happy afterwards!

 

Any snow beats rocks. I've had explosive diarrheah and had to resort to the latter.

 

 

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Yeah, me too. In that case you end up with shitty pants and a bleeding ass. Sand can work just as well as rocks however......its not really an upgrade though. More of a step sideways... Becuase after gragging you wasted [ass] out, you still end up chafing your crack into a bloody state. Snow is far better. :ass:

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