archenemy Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 gouged my eye out with a wooden stake. My fat ass took my mountain bike out. Then it took me out. While I was falling a broken branch that was sticking up came up toward my eye very very very fast. My body sorta turned left (I was falling on my right side) and did a flopping fish. It was sexy. The branch grazed my face and ended up jabbing the side of my head instead of my eye. What did you guys almost do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minx Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 almost got off my fat ass and did something. then i changed my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underworld Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 ...epic'd - when it started snowing as we topped out on snowcreek wall friday evening...kinda late. ...got 2 tickets within 10 minutes of each other. same cop pulled me over in leavenworth late thursday night. he let me go the 1st time, then laughed it off the second and just said he was bored ...got carried away by ticks good weekend! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 The grazed face look is so hot these days. I went to Exit 38 and did some real climbing, on top rope, but still real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 This weekend I almost posted as much as Archenemy does, but then I realized how insane it was to post about everything I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I almost climbed something. Instead, two good friends and I fell through devils club and a river because I am a retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 ... caught a flounder with a #9 Rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I almost did a wall-ride to back flip on my BMX bike....... Not quite as neat as smashing your eye out....but near-death nontheless! I'm glad you are alive Archenemy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted April 23, 2007 Author Share Posted April 23, 2007 I almost did a wall-ride to back flip on my BMX bike....... Not quite as neat as smashing your eye out....but near-death nontheless! I'm glad you are alive Archenemy. ;)Glad you are too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTM Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 sorry, I lost track of the buying thread. what did you end up getting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted April 23, 2007 Author Share Posted April 23, 2007 A cheap hybrid bike. But this weekend I was on my Specialized. It must be jealous of the new bike and tried to kill me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 YEAH! What did you get? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Whats a hybrid bike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted April 23, 2007 Author Share Posted April 23, 2007 it's halfway between a road bike and a mtn bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Cool! Can you catch air on it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted April 23, 2007 Author Share Posted April 23, 2007 I might break it if I do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i_like_sun Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 No! What you do is go downtown and bomb hills as fast and hard as possible, then when you come to one of those steep spots you just pull up like shit and send it! Its better than sex! I'm sure your bike will hold up fine.... Is it aluminum or chromoly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rob Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I almost enjoyed a good, long run. And then my knee remembered that it hates me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrogdortheBurninator Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I almost caught a dozen fat rainbows, but because my knots suck I only caught 5. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted April 23, 2007 Author Share Posted April 23, 2007 Bastard. Where were you? I fished the Sky and had no luck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrogdortheBurninator Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Rocky Ford. My first trip out there. Beautiful place with huge fish. http://picasaweb.google.com/Jason.Killgore/RockFordCreekFlyFishing Were you fishing for steelhead? I have found I rarely have the patience for steelhead fishing (probably because I am so bad at it). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted April 23, 2007 Author Share Posted April 23, 2007 Being really bad at fishing has helped me to become very patient Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spicoli11 Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I found out the joy of dales pale ale in a can. You can bring these fuckers anywhere!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
selkirk Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 Almost took the whole weekend off. Then I blew it and went to work Also almost led Stems and Seeds, then I wimped out and TR-ed instead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted April 23, 2007 Share Posted April 23, 2007 I (almost) was having hot smokin sex with a young chick who was not my wife...God it was great. Then I woke up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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