Gary_Yngve Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 you're in a room of 30 people and some dude w/ a gun comes in and starts firing. if you do nothing, you may get shot. if you charge the gunman, you have a greater chance of getting shot. if you all charge the gunman, you may get shot, and the gunman will be disarmed. what do you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 form a team and make sure everyone agrees to take equal risk in charging the gunman. as the person who formed the committee, have your team agree that leadership should stay in the back in case a new plan is needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 bullet time. take the red pill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choada_Boy Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 I'd get an abortion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 i would not be there. i would have skipped class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 There is an appropriateness, and an irony, in an academic asking a question that cannot be answered by book, lecture, or study. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 I'd flush the narcotics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 you're in a room of 30 people and some dude w/ a gun comes in and starts firing. if you do nothing, you may get shot. if you charge the gunman, you have a greater chance of getting shot. if you all charge the gunman, you may get shot, and the gunman will be disarmed. what do you do? You all throw your chairs or desks at him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Or put him to sleep with complaints about the ineptitude of your university cohorts! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Or put him to sleep with complaints about the ineptitude of your university cohorts!  i would have gotten shot. i was more of a loud mouth in college than i am now  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Turn to your TA and say, "I've got a pressing task for you to address ASAP." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Or put him to sleep with complaints about the ineptitude of your university cohorts!  i would have gotten shot. i was more of a loud mouth in college than i am now That is difficult to imagine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 I'd flush the narcotics. Â I'd finish off the narcotics! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Or put him to sleep with complaints about the ineptitude of your university cohorts!  i would have gotten shot. i was more of a loud mouth in college than i am now That is difficult to imagine.  but true Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 I'd flush the narcotics. Â I'd finish off the narcotics! Â now your thinking smoke 'em if you got 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 you're in a room of 30 people and some dude w/ a gun comes in and starts firing. if you do nothing, you may get shot. if you charge the gunman, you have a greater chance of getting shot. if you all charge the gunman, you may get shot, and the gunman will be disarmed. what do you do?  attack the fucker   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 why not ask the gunman how he's feeling? perhaps he just needs a hug? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 (edited) I'd get out MY gun, and order everyone in the room to stand between me and the assailant while I discretely step out for coffee. Â Hopefully, the class is graded on a curve. Edited April 17, 2007 by tvashtarkatena Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ivan Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 shouldn't 1 of the 10 essentials be used in this situation? turn the setting on the tauntaun to "aggressive"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seahawks Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 (edited) you're in a room of 30 people and some dude w/ a gun comes in and starts firing. if you do nothing, you may get shot. if you charge the gunman, you have a greater chance of getting shot. if you all charge the gunman, you may get shot, and the gunman will be disarmed. what do you do? Â You probably do the same thing the 30 did. Be scared shitless and get shot. Happened to fast and too much blood to think. Just pure fear. Me personally I play dead on floor and hope he doesn't shoot me there and if clips hit floor then think about attacking. Edited April 17, 2007 by Seahawks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gapertimmy Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Obviously the situation calls for leveraging your remote controlled taun taun. Taun^2 are well equipped to break down doors with chains on them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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