archenemy Posted April 2, 2007 Posted April 2, 2007 Someone posted a link to this site on another thread, and I can't stop laughing. Having lived in Idaho for years, I have to admit that this is funny because it's true http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=idaho_blows Quote
NTM Posted April 2, 2007 Posted April 2, 2007 yeah, i've wasted hours of my life on that site i'll try to find a few of my faovrites. Quote
NTM Posted April 2, 2007 Posted April 2, 2007 Bush Vs Tic-tacs: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=tictacs Good Hallmark Cards: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=taboo_cards#CARD3 Personality Test: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=personality Astrology: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=astrology Unintentional Sexual Comic Covers: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=uscc_part1 Vegetarians: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=sponsor Quote
archenemy Posted April 2, 2007 Author Posted April 2, 2007 Fucking funny: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=26_things Quote
knappster99 Posted April 2, 2007 Posted April 2, 2007 (edited) Wow, I posted on another thread before finding this one. I've always been astounded by the varied fan base this guy has, from nerdy teens to aging grandmothers. I'm curious as to how many cc'ers are readers... Edited April 2, 2007 by knappster99 Quote
AlpineK Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 I went to college in Moscow and reading this made me laugh. "Idaho is not only number one in potato growing but produces the most lentils, too. Latah County is referred to as the Dry Pea and Lentil Capital of the World, where peas and beans are grown in the Palouse hills surrounding Moscow. The woman's rugby team took it's name from this The Dusty Lentils. Everybody at school called them The Dusty Lesbos. Quote
joblo7 Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 I went to college in Moscow and reading this made me laugh. "Idaho is not only number one in potato growing but produces the most lentils, too. Latah County is referred to as the Dry Pea and Lentil Capital of the World, where peas and beans are grown in the Palouse hills surrounding Moscow. The woman's rugby team took it's name from this The Dusty Lentils. Everybody at school called them The Dusty Lesbos. lusty dentiles? Quote
archenemy Posted April 3, 2007 Author Posted April 3, 2007 I went to college in Moscow and reading this made me laugh. "Idaho is not only number one in potato growing but produces the most lentils, too. Latah County is referred to as the Dry Pea and Lentil Capital of the World, where peas and beans are grown in the Palouse hills surrounding Moscow. The woman's rugby team took it's name from this The Dusty Lentils. Everybody at school called them The Dusty Lesbos. Just the fact that you can read after going to school in Moscow makes me laugh. BTW: the rugby team changed their name to the Black Widows by the time I was there. Dusty Lentils must have lost its luster. Quote
ZimZam Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 After crossing the Columbia River into Grant County, isn't there a sign stating "G.C. world's #1 county in the world for potato production", or something to that effect? Or is dat part of Idaho? Quote
G-spotter Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you. LAME. Who has time for this? Sounds like something out of a herpes commercial where some lady is rock climbing or doing something else which symbolizes her independence, then out of nowhere she blurts out "I HAVE HERPES." The music gets all serious and you hear a voice over "...there is no cure," cue inspirational music "but treatment is available." Then it cuts to a shot of the bitch on a beach and a guy runs up behind her and puts his arms around her. Good job dumbass, you're dating a skank with herpes. :lmao: :grlaf: Quote
pink Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 i like the thread link: I DA HO; archenemy YOUR A SLUT Quote
powderhound Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 By far one of my new favorite quotes. "Way to put those tax dollars to use you shit dicks. Bang-up job." Quote
mtn_mouse Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 Get real. A dickhead from OOOtah complaining about Idaho drivers? Maybe if he took his head out of his ass he'd see how bad Utah drivers are. Moscows a cool place. Trade it for Seattle anytime. Quote
EWolfe Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 "Texas are you my friend, you live so close to the end Texas are you my friend, cause I'm afraid of you Hey Maine hey, you're a little too high for me And Fla you're just a little too low D.C. you could be the end of me I think I'm movin to Idaho I ain't afraid of you Oo, people on the outside lookin in Mother Nature shakes, what then what then Oo, people on the outside lookin through she'll shake you to Idaho, that's what she'll do Oo, Oo Carolina Brother's you make me crawl under the covers I just can't get myself to go, oh no Hey Joe I see your name too, but there is nothin that they can do I think I'm movin to Idaho I ain't afraid of you Oo, people on the outside lookin in Mother Nature shakes, what then what then Oo, people on the outside lookin through she'll shake you to Idaho, that's what she'll do" Quote
kurthicks Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 After crossing the Columbia River into Grant County, isn't there a sign stating "G.C. world's #1 county in the world for potato production", or something to that effect? Or is dat part of Idaho? Without looking it up, I believe that Washington does, in fact, produce more potatoes than Idaho. perhaps we should have "famous potatoes" on our license plates? Quote
archenemy Posted April 3, 2007 Author Posted April 3, 2007 i like the thread link: I DA HO; archenemy YOUR A SLUT And you're an idiot. But hey, we all gotta be something. Quote
ZimZam Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 So what's the mystery about naming IDAHO. Was it named after a woman named Ida, who happened to be a ho? Quote
archenemy Posted April 3, 2007 Author Posted April 3, 2007 So clever. That one just never gets old, does it? Quote
EWolfe Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 I like this segment from the legislature: WHEREAS, Pedro's efforts to bake a cake for Summer illustrate the positive 35 connection between culinary skills to lifelong relationships; and 36 WHEREAS, Kip's relationship with LaFawnduh is a tribute to e-commerce and 37 Idaho's technology-driven industry; and 38 WHEREAS, Kip and LaFawnduh's wedding shows Idaho's commitment to healthy 39 marriages; and 40 WHEREAS, the prevalence of cooked steak as a primary food group pays trib- 41 ute to Idaho's beef industry; and 42 WHEREAS, Napoleon's tetherball dexterity emphasizes the importance of 43 physical education in Idaho public schools; WTF???? Quote
NTM Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 WHEREAS, tater tots figure prominently in this film thus promoting Idaho's most famous export; Quote
AlpineK Posted April 3, 2007 Posted April 3, 2007 I went to college in Moscow and reading this made me laugh. "Idaho is not only number one in potato growing but produces the most lentils, too. Latah County is referred to as the Dry Pea and Lentil Capital of the World, where peas and beans are grown in the Palouse hills surrounding Moscow. The woman's rugby team took it's name from this The Dusty Lentils. Everybody at school called them The Dusty Lesbos. Just the fact that you can read after going to school in Moscow makes me laugh. BTW: the rugby team changed their name to the Black Widows by the time I was there. Dusty Lentils must have lost its luster. One of the subjects I studied at school was sliding down a snowy hill on a dinner tray from the Kibby dome to the street. Quote
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