KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 because socialism works. why don't you move to cuba or n korea fuckhead. i lived "the socialist dream" you cock sucking moron and let me tell you- it doesn't work people like you make me puke. prekrasno vyslovleno, brate! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Hhmmm. Cuba's got a) the most prestine coral reefs b) some of the best music c) THE best mohitos d) pretty much the best weather, and and e) definitely the some of the hottest women on the planet. No, you're right. The place blows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 of course mr.FAIRWAITER et al THIS has nothing to do with our interest in chavez. BBC: Analysis by the US Department of Energy (DoE) - seen by Newsnight - shows that at $50 a barrel Venezuela - not Saudi Arabia - will have the biggest oil reserves in Opec. Venezuela has vast deposits of extra-heavy oil in the Orinoco. Traditionally these have not been counted because at $20 a barrel they were too expensive to exploit - but at $50 a barrel melting them into liquid petroleum becomes extremely profitable. The DoE report shows that at today's prices Venezuela's oil reserves are bigger than those of the entire Middle East - including Saudi Arabia, the Gulf states, Iran and Iraq. In the future Venezuela won't have any more oil - but that's in the 22nd Century Hugo Chavez The US agency also identifies Canada as another future oil superpower. Venezuela's deposits alone could extend the oil age for another 100 years. The DoE estimates that the Venezuelan government controls 1.3 trillion barrels of oil - more than the entire declared oil reserves of the rest of the planet. Mr Chavez told Newsnight that "Venezuela has the largest oil reserves in the world. In the future Venezuela won't have any more oil - but that's in the 22nd Century." THE US HAS AS MUCH TO DO WITH DEMOCRACY AS HOOKERS WITH LOVE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassgowkiss Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 Hhmmm. Cuba's got a) the most prestine coral reefs b) some of the best music c) THE best mohitos d) pretty much the best weather, and and e) definitely the some of the hottest women on the planet. No, you're right. The place blows. oh, yeah you forgot a little fact. 11 million people without any rights..... i am shure that a pinko puke like yourself would last about a week before you'd kill yourself in this "paradise" if you actually had to live there. and i don't mean as a tourist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 13, 2007 Share Posted January 13, 2007 "Pinko Puke"? That is so Jet Age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glassgowkiss Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 "Pinko Puke"? That is so Jet Age. how about shelaq load eating jizz burping hippie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choada_Boy Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Bob's just pissed because his first car had 5 cylinders, 3.5 wheels, and doors that wouldn't close all the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 But plenty of trunk space for sheep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Hhmmm. Cuba's got a) the most prestine coral reefs b) some of the best music c) THE best mohitos d) pretty much the best weather, and and e) definitely the some of the hottest women on the planet. No, you're right. The place blows. oh, yeah you forgot a little fact. 11 million people without any rights..... i am shure that a pinko puke like yourself would last about a week before you'd kill yourself in this "paradise" if you actually had to live there. and i don't mean as a tourist. Actually, I doubt he'd kill himself. He'd make a fine аппаратчик в комминистическом режиме. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 "Pinko Puke"? That is so Jet Age. how about shelaq load eating jizz burping hippie? How about a shellac load eating jizz burping hippie that can spell, think, an insult past the 4th grade level? You're basically K Kubed after massive head trauma; very difficult to dumb his one note runny stool down any further, but you're managing beautifully. If you were a nicer little doggie someone might come along and unchain you from your cement filled tire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Hhmmm. Cuba's got oh, yeah you forgot a little fact. 11 million people without any rights..... i am shure that a pinko puke like yourself would last about a week before you'd kill yourself in this "paradise" if you actually had to live there. and i don't mean as a tourist. looks like someone has been watching too much tv.!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 oh, yeah you forgot a little fact. 11 million people without any rights We're 300 million people with no control over our nucular armed buffoon of a president. Every nation's got its problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattp Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 We're 300 million people with no control over our nucular armed buffoon of a president. And as far as I can tell no viable opposition party nor great hope for the Congress to decide to take real steps to actually leash the guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 vote tvash for pres!!!!! mattp for vice!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattp Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 To make it a strong government and reach across the aisle, we'd need Fairweather for Secretary of Defense and Glassgowkiss for Whitehouse Press Secretary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 vote tvash for pres!!!!! mattp for vice!!!!! And now, with the powers vested in me by the American people, I order that all former members of my precessor's administration wear, effective immediately, their underwear on the outside of their pants. Next order of business: the War on Drugs.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 SHORTS OVER POLY? thats your punishement.? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 To make it a strong government and reach across the aisle, we'd need Fairweather for Secretary of Defense and Glassgowkiss for Whitehouse Press Secretary. they could spin an genocide into a going away party!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 think of the humiliating ridicule Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 Analysis by the US Department of Energy (DoE) - seen by Newsnight - shows that at $50 a barrel Venezuela - not Saudi Arabia - will have the biggest oil reserves in Opec. mr pres/ when do we launch? that chavez guy is a monstter you know!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tvashtarkatena Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 To make it a strong government and reach across the aisle, we'd need Fairweather for Secretary of Defense and Glassgowkiss for Whitehouse Press Secretary. Kevbone: Secretary of State. Always keep your enemies guessing. G-Spotter: Secretary of Canada, which we will annex immediately. All BC bud to be confiscated by federal agents and warehoused at the most secure location possible: The White House. Oly: Secretary of the newly created Department of Homeland Absurdity, which will administer most federal agencies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 do women have all their rights in vez ? no? were goin' in !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 ""The US agency also identifies Canada as another future oil superpower. Venezuela's deposits alone could extend the oil age for another 100 years. "" wait! free oil AND free pucks !!! we dont have to invade canada 'cause they already live here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 To make it a strong government and reach across the aisle, we'd need Fairweather for Secretary of Defense and Glassgowkiss for Whitehouse Press Secretary. Kevbone: Secretary of State. Always keep your enemies guessing. G-Spotter: Secretary of Canada, which we will annex immediately. All BC bud to be confiscated by federal agents and warehoused at the most secure location possible: The White House. Oly: Secretary of the newly created Department of Homeland Absurdity, which will administer most federal agencies. What will their uniforms look like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattp Posted January 15, 2007 Share Posted January 15, 2007 What will their uniforms look like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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