DirtyHarry Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 Because christmas is truly about presents, I got a cool teched out Suunto watch as a gift. It tells you all sorts of shit like the weather on Mars and the body temperature and heart rate of the nearest taun taun. I think it also gives you the power to time travel, but I haven't figured out which buttons to push yet. I will be unstoppable now, sure to complete some gnar FWA's (first winter ascents) on some steep inclines. Sick. Whatever you guys got for christmas, festivus, or kwanza my cool watch is better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 keys to a brand-new tauntaun, so f-off with your sissy watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strumpett Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 12 inch dildo, both you fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 sure you've been wanting that for years. bet it made the yuletide gay at least Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strumpett Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 sure you've been wanting that for years. No, just a couple of months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaps Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 I got the new Suunto watch for flatlands. Altimeter measures up to 500 feet in height. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted December 26, 2006 Author Share Posted December 26, 2006 You are sure to be the next one to die if you don't use you cell phone to call for rescue on that 500 ft high peak. And better learn to arrest a freefall with your ice pick if you hope to survive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
enelson Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 i got an old nikon fm! should work on any summit, hope that fancy watch with all its moving parts won't freeze up there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 (edited) DH, your new avatar image? Edited December 26, 2006 by Dechristo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 FROM: georg SUBJECT: RE: georg TEXT: c00l suunto waatch? why not v|agra? click bukkake now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 Congrats Harry: I bought my brother one of the Suunto watch's this Christmas in hopes that it can be borrowed. It has the Altimeter, Barometer, pulse monitor, some other stuff for trainig intervals, stopwatch etc. I bought my boy another brand that has a compass and a thermometer along with the altimeter (no pulse monitor). Maybe I'll borrow his. Kid tore me up today on the slopes. Pwned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 Whatever you guys got for christmas, festivus, or kwanza my cool watch is better. I got a crock pot. I'm cooking stewed Tauntaun WHILE I SPRAY! I can go out for a sick FWA of a steep incline, and there will be hot tauntaun stew waiting for me when I come home. Crock-pot. Your watch doesn't seem so cool now? Bow before my crockpot l33tness. Anyways watches are so 90s. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skykilo Posted December 26, 2006 Share Posted December 26, 2006 I know this funny story about a gnar-gnar skier dude with a trick watch. He liked to ski lots of str8lines. The watch had this feature that used GPS or some shit to calculate his velocity. He was all about max speeds. So he's straight-running the SW Chutes on Adams, late in a good year when the line is practically a mogul field. He fell, knocked himself out cold, and regained consciousness with his watch reading 50mph or something like that. ahswort_j could tell us about it in much better detail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_harpell Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 I have a sweet OD green compass. It is pretty sweet paired with a map. I bet you get lost before I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted December 27, 2006 Author Share Posted December 27, 2006 What are th e GPS 'cords? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 did it come with a lanyard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtn_mouse Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 I got a crock pot too. Thinking of cooking some of this up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 a lanyard is an essential part of compass use mine is red. it has a declination key on it. and a whistle for when I need an adult. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted December 27, 2006 Author Share Posted December 27, 2006 I personally feel that if the climbers on Hood had a crockpot they would have been saved. There should be a rule that all climbers must carry a crockpot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtn_mouse Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 If it don't have an MLU integrated into it, it ain't shiiiiiiiiiiit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted December 27, 2006 Author Share Posted December 27, 2006 Does REI have the new MLU-Crockpot-Avylungs in yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtn_mouse Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 I personally feel that if the climbers on Hood had a crockpot they would have been saved. There should be a rule that all climbers must carry a crockpot. Good idea although it concerns me that the mighty snafflehound may be the only morsel available. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 Stewed snaffle, yum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 Tell you what Pete, you start digging a snowcave with your watch, and I will dig one with my crockpot, and we'll see who survives the 6 day storm better, K? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobra_Commander Posted December 27, 2006 Share Posted December 27, 2006 why not just buy a big crockpot and sit inside of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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