Cool Suunto Watch

[DirtyHarry]

Because christmas is truly about presents, I got a cool teched out Suunto watch as a gift. It tells you all sorts of shit like the weather on Mars and the body temperature and heart rate of the nearest taun taun. I think it also gives you the power to time travel, but I haven't figured out which buttons to push yet.

 

I will be unstoppable now, sure to complete some gnar FWA's (first winter ascents) on some steep inclines. Sick.

 

Whatever you guys got for christmas, festivus, or kwanza my cool watch is better.

 

 

[Cobra_Commander]

keys to a brand-new tauntaun, so f-off with your sissy watch.

[strumpett]

12 inch dildo, both you fuck off.

[Cobra_Commander]

sure you've been wanting that for years.

 

bet it made the yuletide gay at least

 

[strumpett]

sure you've been wanting that for years.

 

 

No, just a couple of months.

[Chaps]

I got the new Suunto watch for flatlands. Altimeter measures up to 500 feet in height.

[DirtyHarry]

You are sure to be the next one to die if you don't use you cell phone to call for rescue on that 500 ft high peak. And better learn to arrest a freefall with your ice pick if you hope to survive.

[enelson]

i got an old nikon fm! should work on any summit, hope that fancy watch with all its moving parts won't freeze up there.

[Dechristo]

DH, your new avatar image?

 

Edited December 26, 2006 by Dechristo

[G-spotter]

FROM: georg

SUBJECT: RE: georg

 

TEXT: c00l suunto waatch? why not v|agra? click bukkake now!

[billcoe]

Congrats Harry: I bought my brother one of the Suunto watch's this Christmas in hopes that it can be borrowed.

 

It has the Altimeter, Barometer, pulse monitor, some other stuff for trainig intervals, stopwatch etc.

 

I bought my boy another brand that has a compass and a thermometer along with the altimeter (no pulse monitor).

 

Maybe I'll borrow his.

 

Kid tore me up today on the slopes. Pwned.

[G-spotter]

 

Whatever you guys got for christmas, festivus, or kwanza my cool watch is better.

 

 

I got a crock pot. I'm cooking stewed Tauntaun WHILE I SPRAY!

I can go out for a sick FWA of a steep incline, and there will be hot tauntaun stew waiting for me when I come home.

Crock-pot.

 

Your watch doesn't seem so cool now? Bow before my crockpot l33tness.

 

Anyways watches are so 90s.

[skykilo]

I know this funny story about a gnar-gnar skier dude with a trick watch. He liked to ski lots of str8lines. The watch had this feature that used GPS or some shit to calculate his velocity. He was all about max speeds. So he's straight-running the SW Chutes on Adams, late in a good year when the line is practically a mogul field. He fell, knocked himself out cold, and regained consciousness with his watch reading 50mph or something like that.

 

ahswort_j could tell us about it in much better detail.

[scott_harpell]

I have a sweet OD green compass. It is pretty sweet paired with a map. I bet you get lost before I do.

[DirtyHarry]

What are th e GPS 'cords?

[layton]

did it come with a lanyard?

[mtn_mouse]

 

I got a crock pot too. Thinking of cooking some of this up.

 

 

 

 

[layton]

a lanyard is an essential part of compass use

mine is red. it has a declination key on it.

and a whistle for when I need an adult.

[DirtyHarry]

I personally feel that if the climbers on Hood had a crockpot they would have been saved. There should be a rule that all climbers must carry a crockpot.

[mtn_mouse]

If it don't have an MLU integrated into it, it ain't shiiiiiiiiiiit.

[DirtyHarry]

Does REI have the new MLU-Crockpot-Avylungs in yet?

[mtn_mouse]

I personally feel that if the climbers on Hood had a crockpot they would have been saved. There should be a rule that all climbers must carry a crockpot.

 

Good idea although it concerns me that the mighty snafflehound may be the only morsel available.

[G-spotter]

Stewed snaffle, yum.

[G-spotter]

Tell you what Pete, you start digging a snowcave with your watch, and I will dig one with my crockpot, and we'll see who survives the 6 day storm better, K?

[Cobra_Commander]

why not just buy a big crockpot and sit inside of it?