Fuzzymuffin Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 (edited) deleted because I decided I didn't think it was funny either. Cheers. Edited December 23, 2006 by Fuzzymuffin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Said in a beavis/butthead demeanor: ughhh uhhh ahhh uhhhh Muffy said riding barebacked... uhhh uhhh uhhh   you were picturing me nekid too weren't you  (btw... NEVER would i ride a horse bareback with out any panties....eewwww)  ...errr, was not... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 This seems like the appropriate place to ask. How the hell do you perforate your colon fucking a horse? Does the horse's asshole suction it through your dick? http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002384648_farm16m.html  i don't think you should be allowed to have muffin in your name especially if you are going to be a FUCKING DUMB ASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sk Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 Said in a beavis/butthead demeanor: ughhh uhhh ahhh uhhhh Muffy said riding barebacked... uhhh uhhh uhhh   you were picturing me nekid too weren't you  (btw... NEVER would i ride a horse bareback with out any panties....eewwww)  ...errr, was not... you are such a bad liar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted December 22, 2006 Share Posted December 22, 2006 This seems like the appropriate place to ask. How the hell do you perforate your colon fucking a horse? Does the horse's asshole suction it through your dick? http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002384648_farm16m.html  i don't think you should be allowed to have muffin in your name especially if you are going to be a FUCKING DUMB ASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 22, 2006 Author Share Posted December 22, 2006 telling someone to fuck a horse. Â I never told her to do anything. Learn to read. I asked her if she had yet. Dumbass! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 22, 2006 Author Share Posted December 22, 2006 Â This is not a polite board. Â Yeah...its called spray for a reason. Welcome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 Kevbone is the spawn of a fucked eggplant  Kevbone is the result of spontaneous generation from a pile of worm-infested dogshit.   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zl27 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 I grew up riding horses. Unfortunately, I don't get to ride nearly as much as I'd like to these days. But I did do El Camino a Santiago de Compostela a few years back. Spectacular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zl27 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 My mom broke her neck in exactly the same type of fall as Christopher Reeve. However, get this, she didn't know it until 20-something years later when she was having neck problems, got an x-ray, and the doctor asked her when she had broken her neck. He asked her if she rode horses and then described the type of fall that would cause such a fracture. Sure enough, we looked at old show videos and there it was. Crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teleclimber Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 faahk.... I guess I might be up for most annoying poster now, this is my first post, again. See, I'm a double pisser cause I first came to the site when there was that great thread about TelemarkTips pansy wannabes, and then I forgot my login.. so I'm back to post 1. Â putting on my kevlar thong, spray away. Â if it gets too bad I'll just jump into a half mile deep crevice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 " THAT'S NOT A CREVASSE, THAT'S JUST A GREAT BIG CRACK!!! Â Â Â Â ANOTHER GREAAAT DAY FOR MOTORR CAR RAAACING! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 23, 2006 Author Share Posted December 23, 2006 MOTORR CAR RAAACING! Â You must be joking! Racing cars need to be banned. What a waist of fossel fuels. How boring to watch cars race around in a circle. Think of it: turn left,turn left,turn left,turn left,turn left,.....all day long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joblo7 Posted December 23, 2006 Share Posted December 23, 2006 NO THATS NOT RACING , THATS NASCAR!! THATS LIKE HIKING..... Â I MEAN WRC/F1/F3 Â Â ANYTHING OVER 50 SHIFTS A LAP MINIMUM, HAS GOTTA TO HAVE L/R TURNS Â Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Attila the Nun Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 You could always combine the two and do Tevis (100 miles over the Sierra Nevada in 14 hours). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeezix Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Escondidosmaster... Since you're a beginner in Virginia looking for a mountain to climb, may I suggest Old Rag. It is a pleasant climb with some interesting rock outcrops at the top with dramatic views. Try to avoid peak season summer weekends, however, as it can get very crowded. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 You could always combine the two and do Tevis (100 miles over the Sierra Nevada in 14 hours). Â wearing shorts over polypro. do the Mounties have a Mounted division? guess so. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Mount the mounties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spotly Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevbone Posted December 31, 2006 Author Share Posted December 31, 2006 That is funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TREETOAD Posted December 31, 2006 Share Posted December 31, 2006 Â Side saddle?!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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