everyone is NOT a winner

[minx]

please discuss in 20 words or less

[fenderfour]

I am not a winner, nor am I a loser. I simply am.

[Dechristo]

I am not a winner, nor am I a loser. I simply am...

 

...a motivational speaker.

[cj001f]

I'm a winner, my mommy told me so.

[mountainmatt]

If at first you don't succeed, try, try a gun.

[kevbone]

What ever, Im a huge winner.

[Raindawg]

Everyone is Not a winner?????

 

au contraire!.....

 

[ivan]

"show me a good loser and i'll show you a loser" - vince lombardi

 

"i am as bad as the worst, but thank god, i'm as good as the best" - walt whitman

 

i doubt those two boys woulda had much to say to each other

[Off_White]

The Aquabats - Look at Me (I'm a Winner)!

 

I've been pushed around like a jailbird

I've been left in a ditch

I never made the cut so to speak

I never even got to warm the bench

But with you I know, when that whistle blows

You keep me rockin', you keep me rockin' baby!

When I'm out on the job site

I'm thinkin' that we're gonna be alright

Be alright!

 

Four radios blastin' classic rock

And they're pointing at you

With your fist raised high

and a hitch in your step

You've got it all

I've got no reason to lie

Look at me look at me look at me I'm a winner

(You're a winner)

It's just as simple as that

Don't you agree don't you agree don't you agree that I'm a winner?

(You're a winner!)

You just can't argue with that

 

Someone once told me

You can't lose em' all

And that someone was you

But when I nail gunned my hand to the wall

I started to wonder if that could be true

But babe it's me you chose

And when the whistle blows

You keep me rockin', keep me rockin' baby

And when I'm out on the job site

I'm thinkin' we're gonna be alright

Be alright!

 

Four radios blastin' classic rock

And they're pointing at you

With your fist raised high

and a hitch in your step

You've got it all

I've got no reason to lie

Look at me look at me look at me I'm a winner

(You're a winner)

It's just as simple as that

Don't you agree don't you agree don't you agree that I'm a winner?

(You're a winner!)

You just can't argue with that

[slothrop]

Nice, Off!

[marylou]

I'm proud to be mediocre at several outdoor activities!

[Figger_Eight]

Second place is the first loser.

[olyclimber]

[archenemy]

What is it we're competing for again? I forget.

[olyclimber]

affection

[Dechristo]

the best memory

[underworld]

the best mammary

[minx]

the best mammary

 

archie is a winner

[catbirdseat]

affection

Attention is the next best thing, isn't it?

[cj001f]

affection

Attention is the next best thing, isn't it?

even indifference works with the right body

[selkirk]

affection

Attention is the next best thing, isn't it?

even indifference works with the right booty

[snoboy]

OW is not a winner, he went over the 20 word limit.

[Cobra_Commander]

[Off_White]

You mean winners follow instructions?

[roboboy]

I'm not the winner that I once was but I'm a winner once like I always was.