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Hahahaha. Definitely wins the "Avatar of the Month" awards, Bill.

 

I'm sure that Pastor Ted would appreciate it if someone send him a complimentary copy of that catalog.

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are you hnestly trying to say those pictures on the first page are not THE most cheesiest thing you have ever seen..?

 

 

more cheddar = more money

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Then someone who has a username of a barely B-rate movie actor

 

I don't remember Chuck Norris posting here recently.

 

gets all Socialist about it and decries the capitalist Khadejda for besmurching the pristine rep of climbing by selling clothes that *gasp* are too fashionable.

 

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And where the fuck did I ever say the clothing was too "Fashionable"??!? Holy crap, the shorts on blondie look like a bad version of some 70's/80's Dolfin-meets-cheesie jogging suit motif. And the tank top embroidered with the truly mind blowingly brilliant phrase: "I [heart] Climbing". Um, weren't "I [Heart}..." bumper stickers all the rage in, like, 1987 or something? Does she work as a pitchwoman for "Baby on Board" car placards in her spare time, when she isn't climbing REALLY HARD routes?

 

 

Anyway, who out there wants to be the first to be pulling down- REALLY HARD, of course- in your very own I HEART CLIMBING shirt? Anyone? Be the first on your block! Be the trend setter at your crag! Impress your friends!

 

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I don't care if it's fred beckey and lynn hill instead of some abercrombie models... anyone wearing those clothes and glasses, and posed like that, should inspire an immediate gag reflex.why not just change the name of the brand to "I am a huge tool"?

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So BLUEBALLZ, let's get this STR8. A buncha sweat-shop-produced cotton rags with unoriginal text, fonts, and logos are slapped together by an east-coast media-whore, and marketed with photos of 27-year-old date-rapist-pedophiles groping girls who haven't fully developed yet because they're still in the waning years of puberty (one of whom HAPPENS to maybe be a climber, and POPULAR, to boot)... AND THEN some lesbians, and hairy, fat west-coast traddies decided to make fun of publicly available materials... and you just HAD to come out of woodwork to shame them all... by name-dropping a skinny, and underdeveloped "athlete" while setting the record straight about how ALL the east coast gym rats look so FUCKING hot at the crags compared to the girls in Seattle??????!!!!!!!!!!...........

 

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Who's the ass?

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Go to a youth comp and see how many Khadejha shirts you see.

 

You wouldn't see many youths out here dressing up East Coast Poser... that stuff stops in the midWest.

 

 

Yea,

last year in Boulder (youth nationals), I saw all the posers with their badazz gangsta wear. The east coast kids stopped dressing like that in, oh, 2000-2001.

 

Wait a couple years.

 

It'll make it's way out there too.

 

Get fuckin over yourself dude. Climbers + fashion?! This is dirtbag city. And even my friends living in Boulder that are sponsored make fun of the Pataguchi crowd. Those cotton rags will last a whole fuckin long time on Flagstaff sandstone or Squamish granite.

 

Get back on your big wheel and tell the Mouseketeers to STFU!

 

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