Outer Space Cluster F....

[hawkeye69]

well eric, i consulted my reference library on the subject.

 

Fighters of the Hills, edited by the Taliban.

 

they recommend a suicide bomb, simply jump onto the offending party below.

[ericb]

Unfortunately, thanks to the Starbucks drink, I left my secret weapon at the bottom of the climb

[G-spotter]

that's what drinking corporate McCoffee will getcha

[hawkeye69]

ahhh, a dirty bomb!

[ericb]

anybody seen Sampco?

[cj001f]

anybody seen Sampco?

 

It was hidden when Alpinfox started strokin' it.

[Choada_Boy]

We are not newbies....O/S was my 11th multipitch route this summer.....I lead one headwall pitch which I did cleanly, no gear pulling, no gear rests...I'd dropped a sling on one of the lower pitches...We topped out at 5:40... despite animosity [others] joined forces to get everyone up safely...My pitch went fine...Who can blame them for being bitter.

 

It took you 11 hours to climb 7 pitches. You dropped gear. You are proud of the fact that you didn't pull gear on a 5.7 handcrack in a face covered with huge chicken heads. People behind you had to "join forces" to get off of the face becuase you were so slow. You find it unreasonable for someone to show up at the base of the climb that should take 2-3 hours at 9:30 a.m. without a headlamp. You climbed so slow that it made people hate you and want to beat you up.

 

Yes. You are clearly an experienced climber.

[thebeetle]

Thank you choda boy. Don't be proud of the fact that you put other people in danger. however, they were also pretty dumb for not realizing that you guys were idiots earlier.

[Mos_Chillin]

The slow party (let me clarify who I'm writing about - not your group Eric B - although you were incredibly slow as well) should thank Samco. He talked me out of beating the shit out of the two of you up top.

 

Was there something cool about internet tough guys? I thought there might be, but it seems to elude me now....

 

Anyway, I bet this Johnson guy is a pretty well-balanced individual to almost beat someone up on top of Outer Space.

[flyingpig]

isn't there a remedial wall out there for slow climbers. don't be that guy.

[cj001f]

isn't there a remedial wall out there for slow climbers. don't be that guy.

yeah, at your house.

[flyingpig]

isn't there a remedial wall out there for slow climbers. don't be that guy.

yeah, at your house.

 

does your mommy know that your on the internet. wonder what she thinks about you spending so much time in the bathroom.

[cj001f]

does your mommy know that your on the internet. wonder what she thinks about you spending so much time in the bathroom.

 

Nope - but your momma's getting pissed I'm spraying on the net and not on her face

 

[Cobra_Commander]

isn't there a remedial wall out there for slow climbers. don't be that guy.

 

It's out in the Columbia Gorge. Slozone or something like that.

[flyingpig]

does your mommy know that your on the internet. wonder what she thinks about you spending so much time in the bathroom.

 

Nope - but your momma's getting pissed I'm spraying on the net and not on her face

 

 

oh boy! i love it when cj, pussy squirts. do you shave your pussy bald, or do you have a full blown bush? please, please don't hit me with your puss.

[flyingpig]

isn't there a remedial wall out there for slow climbers. don't be that guy.

 

It's out in the Columbia Gorge. Slozone or something like that.

 

i get it, slozone. YOUR A TOOL, AND SO IS CJ. you are not funny.

 

how about if we meet on top of SCW so i can beat both of you silly.

[Cobra_Commander]

excellent rejoinder. It's almost like cc.com circa 2000-1, but not quite there yet.

[cj001f]

how about if we meet on top of SCW so i can beat both of you silly.

 

You mean a spokane back alley hopped up on steel reserve, sperm and meth, right?

[Skeezix]

I did Outer Space in 3:25 car-to-car w/o a windshirt.

[olyclimber]

"YOUR A TOOL". Someone is obviously messing with all of us. Coming at you lowbrow, masking the obvious intelligence, wit, and debating skill we all wish we had.

[cj001f]

I did Outer Space in 3:25 car-to-car w/o a windshirt.

 

titties flopping free like an unnamed member of the cc.com hierarchy?

[flyingpig]

I did Outer Space in 3:25 car-to-car w/o a windshirt.

 

i did your mom real slow, with other climbers waiting their turn w/o a condom.

[flyingpig]

I did Outer Space in 3:25 car-to-car w/o a windshirt.

 

titties flopping free like an unnamed member of the cc.com hierarchy?

 

now that's funny.

[Mos_Chillin]

I did Outer Space in 3:25 car-to-car w/o a windshirt.

 

I bet you had some fucking neutrino's though, you Gear Whore.

[Off_White]

C'mon guys, do your research. Johnson is the punk rock drummer, and Sampco is his friend (and the original poster) who dissuaded said drummer from beating a different set of skins.