Mos_Chillin Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 No dirty words! This is the sensitive cafe! Quote a classic: "Shut your festering gob, you tit! Your type REALLY makes me puke!" "Your mother was a hamster (hey!) and your father smelt of elderberries!" "You idiot! You, you...bloated sack of protoplasm!" and make one up, too: "You floater of stenchy buscuits!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 You throw like a GIRL! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ketch Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 May your boat sink and you drown, while your mother runs up and down the beach barking for help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Your epidermis is showing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 If your brain were put into a matchbox, it would bounce around like a BB in a box car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luwayo Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 allow me to submit a curse: may the fleas of a thousand camels attack your right arm pit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chesterboo Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 Doc Holliday: "Why Johny Ringo, You aint no daisy, you aint no daisy at all" Johny Ringo: "ughhh, cough, wheeze.....thud" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luwayo Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 your breath is so bad, it would knock the buzzards off a dung pile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaskadskyjKozak Posted August 11, 2006 Share Posted August 11, 2006 you have a face that could stop a clock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luwayo Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Your egotism is nature's compensation for your mediocrity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpinfox Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 YOU SUCK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 huck you you clucking duck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 Did your mother wipe after she dropped you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
curtveld Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 If my dog was half as ugly as you, I’d shave his rear and teach him to walk backward. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted August 12, 2006 Share Posted August 12, 2006 I may be drunk, but you are ugly - and I will be sober tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mos_Chillin Posted August 14, 2006 Author Share Posted August 14, 2006 From memory, so excuse the mistakes: "Yes, well that's the sort of blinkered, philistine pig-ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artiste, you excrement! You whining hypocritical toadies with you bleeding secret Masonic handshakes and your Tony Jaqueline golf clubs, you wouldn't let ME join, would you? You black-balling bastards! Well, I wouldn't become a Freemason now if you got down on your lousy stinking kness and begged me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mos_Chillin Posted August 14, 2006 Author Share Posted August 14, 2006 If my dog was half as ugly as you, I’d shave his rear and teach him to walk backward. "Mind over matter: I don't mind and you don't matter" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 I would never belong to a club that would have me as a member. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 I would never belong to a club that would have me as a member. you want to be BANNINATED? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syudla Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 If I got smart with you, how would you know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 14, 2006 Share Posted August 14, 2006 If I got smart with you, how would you know? I'd see the light, with the wattage of a small appliance bulb, go "on" over your head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 "Please excuse me. I'm on a high-fiber diet so I have an urgent need to sit upon an Olyclimber, evacuate a Cobra Commander, then wipe my G-spotter sufficiently. It is an indelicate matter." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallShoes Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 "If my ass looked anything like your face I'd be ashamed of taking a dump." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SmallShoes Posted August 15, 2006 Share Posted August 15, 2006 - Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. - Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted August 16, 2006 Share Posted August 16, 2006 agebottom: licker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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