EWolfe Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 Women, I read, are scheduling cesarian sections for the day before so they don't have their baby on that day. In other news, Satan worshippers have been planning the event for nine months, and are cued to fill the 6/6/6 birth beds. Quote
EWolfe Posted May 26, 2006 Author Posted May 26, 2006 I can't believe none of you are even a little worried about this. Death Metal concerts have desensitized you, this shit is REAL!!! Quote
G-spotter Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 Lordi won EuroVision and that didn't bother you! Quote
EWolfe Posted May 26, 2006 Author Posted May 26, 2006 JEEZUS! Kermit was spot on. It really isn't easy being green, is it? Quote
EWolfe Posted May 26, 2006 Author Posted May 26, 2006 In 45 years when the beast rules the planet, I hope you all remember this moment. Quote
ivan Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 isn't it actually 06/06/2006? not so scary... there's several billion chinese and assorted towel-heads who couldn't give a shit either - of course that's because they in fact are the seed of Lucifer and we must exterminate them all before their infernal machinations Bring Down the Temple!!! Quote
AlpineK Posted May 26, 2006 Posted May 26, 2006 Yeah but nobody's doing anything on the day of the real number of the beast. The Other Number of the Beast: 616 P.Oxy. LVI 4499 The newest volume of Oxyrhynchus Papyri contains a fragmentary papyrus of Revelation which is the earliest known witness to some sections (late third / early fourth century). A detailed discussion of its place in the MS tradition is given in the printed volume. You will find images at 150dpi and 300dpi in the papyri section of this site, accessible from the main menu. One feature of particular interest is the number that this papyrus assigns to the Beast: 616, rather than the usual 666. (665 is also found.) We knew that this variant existed: Irenaeus cites (and refutes) it. But this is the earliest instance that has so far been found. The number — chi, iota, stigma (hexakosiai deka hex) — is in the third line of the fragment shown below. Quote
foraker Posted May 29, 2006 Posted May 29, 2006 I'm willing to bet that if modern people met the goofballs who wrote these things and stuck them in a cave they'd be less likely to pay any attention to them. Who knows, maybe what you're reading are the fragments of some song lyrics from some ancient thrash metal band. Maybe "Dead Sea Cave" = "Dead Sea Trailer Park" Quote
mythosgrl Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 It's just a date. If 666 is such a bad number, are all the mothers next year going to be trying to have thier babies on 7/7/07? The most perfect and holy number? Being hyped up about a date kind of reminds me of when people were freaking out about Y2K. Quote
Mal_Con Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 My daughters graduation is on 6/6/06 on purpose Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 I left alone, my mind was blank. I needed time to get the memories from my mind. What did I see, can i believe, That what I saw last night was real and not just fantasy. Just what I saw, in my old dreams, Were they reflections of my warped mind staring back at me. 'Cause in my dreams, it's always there, The evil face that twists my mind and brings me to despair. The night was black, was no use holding back, 'Cause I had to see, was someone watching me. In the mist, dark figures move and twist, Was all this for real, or just some kind of hell. 666 the number of the beast. Hell and fire was spawned to be released. Quote
assmonkey Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 AMERICA, LISTEN TO SLAYER. June 6, 2006 is the National Day of Slayer . - a s s m n k e y Quote
minx Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 oh great---raining blood---it's finally after memorial day so I can wear white again and now it's going to get all stained. great...just copulating great. stoopid calendar Quote
mountainmatt Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 AMERICA, LISTEN TO SLAYER. June 6, 2006 is the National Day of Slayer . Ohhh cool! Can I get a participation t-shirt? Quote
Ratboy Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 Trapped in purgatory A lifeless object, alive Awaiting reprisal Death will be their acquisition The sky is turning red Return to power draws near Fall into me, the sky's crimson tears Abolish the rules made of stone Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above Awaiting the hour of reprisal Your time slips away Raining blood From a lacerated sky Bleeding its horror Creating my structure Now I shall reign in blood! Slayer Quote
archenemy Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 Trapped in purgatory A lifeless object, alive Awaiting reprisal Death will be their acquisition The sky is turning red Return to power draws near Fall into me, the sky's crimson tears Abolish the rules made of stone Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above Awaiting the hour of reprisal Your time slips away Raining blood From a lacerated sky Bleeding its horror Creating my structure Now I shall reign in blood! Slayer When they performed this full length last time I saw them I almost came in my pants. Quote
E-rock Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 "6.6.06 isn't a date that comes around very often (once per millennium, to be exact)" Actually it comes around once every hundred years, duh. Quote
G-spotter Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 It's 6/66 all month long in June 1966, 2066, etc. Quote
KaskadskyjKozak Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 oh copulate, we're all gonna die. so what? die with your boots on! Quote
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