MarkMcJizzy Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 AlpineK tells me that the smartest poster on CascadeClimbers was forced to bivy ten meters above the ground, on a descent from the top of Smith Rocks fearsome Cinnamon slab. That is incredible. Please note, that the smartest poster on CascadeClimbers is not Mattp, AlpineK, Dru, or I. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
olyclimber Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 I have an IQ of 75. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 There are two errors in Mark McKissass's post They are both pretty obvious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkMcJizzy Posted April 29, 2006 Author Share Posted April 29, 2006 Oh, screw you Dru. 1) You are not the smartest poster. 2) The smartest poster was rapelling down Cin Slab, not walking. Due to the fact that they became lost atop the vast summit plateu. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 "smartest poster on CascadeClimbers" Please define. Is that like "smartest kid on the short bus"? FWIW, does anybody really care? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 Kurt? Could you help your fr....oops...dude-you-know-but-has-no-friends stay on his meds? That'd be great... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 Oh, screw you Dru. 1) You are not the smartest poster. I am the only poster who figured out how to score 165 on an online IQ test that maxed out at 140. That makes me the smartypantsest of the lot by more than 25 IQ points. 2) Thesecond smartest poster was rapelling down Cin Slab, not walking. Due to the fact that they became lost atop the vast summit plateu. Undoubtedly the second smartest poster knows how to spell rappelling and plateau. But perhaps not how to descend off Cin Slab. Incidentally if they were smarter they wouldn't have climbed CS anyways, unless they were trading a TR setup on CS for beer or sex later on. Did you see any beer bottles or sheep near the base? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 Incidentally if they were smarter they wouldn't have climbed CS anyways, unless they were trading a TR setup on CS for beer or sex later on. Did you see any beer bottles or sheep near the base? They were with me. Whats your point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 think about it bill, i know it's difficult for you, but try. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkMcJizzy Posted April 30, 2006 Author Share Posted April 30, 2006 I am the only poster who figured out how to score 165 on an online IQ test that maxed out at 140. That makes me the smartypantsest of the lot by more than 25 IQ points. Gary Yvenge is waaay smarter than you, Dru. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 Gary has never figured out an effective way to deal with his thesis supervisor. He has to whine about it on cc.com. That disqualifies him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 he prolly deals with his supervisor fine enough... he just whines about EVERYTHING... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 true enough but did he whine about bivying 30 feet off the ground at smith? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuMR Posted April 30, 2006 Share Posted April 30, 2006 no...but you can bet your bottom dollar that he would if'n he was in the same situation!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkMcJizzy Posted April 30, 2006 Author Share Posted April 30, 2006 I heard that he was in that situation. Lets ask him. Gary: Did you get benighted at Smith Rocks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Off_White Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 I thought that was pretty old news. Shall we talk about Lambone's situation on Glacier Peak next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Some people hadn't heard the story, and some stories stay funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 So was this a bivi with a cute girl thing, or a bivi cause he fucked up thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 We got off-route on the traverse pitch of Super Slab and climbed up Amphetamine Grip instead, which took much longer (5.7 R). We were a little too casual with how much daylight remained and left our headlamps in our packs and accidently forgot our second rap rope at the bottom. We heard there was a walkoff and thought it to be down, as opposed to up. We rapped down a loose chossy gully with no options for intermediate anchors, and the rope triggered rockfall. And G-spotter, it was both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gary_Yngve Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Dru / RuMR, fuck off. When's the last time I've whined about my advisor or anything else on CC.com? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cj001f Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Dru / RuMR, fuck off. When's the last time I've whined about my advisor or anything else on CC.com? dude it's because you didn't post pictures of the cute girl and/or salacious stories. They'd have their hands too busy too post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 For Gary, salacious is finding a missing exponent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 So Gary, what you are saying is that rather than just getting benighted on Cinnamon Slab, you got first lost, then benighted on Super Slab? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catbirdseat Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Gary, as W.C. Fields once said, "There comes a time in the affairs of a man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkMcJizzy Posted May 1, 2006 Author Share Posted May 1, 2006 Dru / RuMR, fuck off. When's the last time I've whined about my advisor or anything else on CC.com? Followed in four minutes by this , although he is trying to sound tough, he is whining inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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