archenemy Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Are mattresses cheaper than crash pads? I was thinking of buying a Metolius XXL but maybe I should just buy one of those Plasmapedic things that are approved by NASA. A mattress from NASA? Why would an astronaut need a mattress while in space? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billcoe Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 If I hear another "Sleep Country" commercial, specifically their jingle, on the radio again, I'm going to go into a murderous rage and all of humanity will be the focus of my furious need to destoy all life in the most violent of ways. Â Good man, BTW would you take out the motherfuckers standing on the corner waving, waggling and jumping around with the "mattress on sale" directional signs on sticks every f*en day on the progress freeway exits in Beaverton. Â fetch me a deer rifle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 I fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Are mattresses cheaper than crash pads? I was thinking of buying a Metolius XXL but maybe I should just buy one of those Plasmapedic things that are approved by NASA. A mattress from NASA? Why would an astronaut need a mattress while in space? Â they simulate zero gravity while on earth. you'll feel like you're floating! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kix Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 If I hear another "Sleep Country" commercial, specifically their jingle, on the radio again, I'm going to go into a murderous rage and all of humanity will be the focus of my furious need to destoy all life in the most violent of ways. Â Good man, BTW would you take out the motherfuckers standing on the corner waving, waggling and jumping around with the "mattress on sale" directional signs on sticks every f*en day on the progress freeway exits in Beaverton. Â fetch me a deer rifle. Â got em on competing on major corners near here too. Â forget the birdflu, this is the new epidemic threat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 It's Space Foundation Approved?!?! Â So I googled the Space Foundation and the benefit is: Â "As a Certified Partner in space marketing, you will be part of a unique group promoting space goods and services, and committed to spreading the message that space technology is all around us." Â Yeah, I am going to look for that certification as a deciding factor on my next purchase! Â -r Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 It's Space Foundation Approved?!?! So I googled the Space Foundation and the benefit is:  "As a Certified Partner in space marketing, you will be part of a unique group promoting space goods and services, and committed to spreading the message that space technology is all around us."  Yeah, I am going to look for that certification as a deciding factor on my next purchase!  -r Do you have to use a space blanket on this bed? If you are cold, do you have to use a space heater? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Do you have to use a space blanket on this bed? If you are cold, do you have to use a space heater? Â Perhaps just be a Space Cadet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
archenemy Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 space saver? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-spotter Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Kevin Spacey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlpineK Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 If I hear another "Sleep Country" commercial, specifically their jingle, on the radio again, I'm going to go into a murderous rage and all of humanity will be the focus of my furious need to destoy all life in the most violent of ways. Â Good man, BTW would you take out the motherfuckers standing on the corner waving, waggling and jumping around with the "mattress on sale" directional signs on sticks every f*en day on the progress freeway exits in Beaverton. Â fetch me a deer rifle. Â Dude don't take it out on the poor sucker who's so down on his luck that the only job he can get is wearing a mattress costume and waving at people in cars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 "After lunch, Sunny Kobe Cook, founder of Sleep Country, USA, (another company with a well-known jingle that I also have never heard) gave a keynote in which she emphasized the importance of recognizing that every employee is a paid spokesperson for your company. She referred to a recent Gallup poll that revealed a majority of employees being "disengaged" as a result of not receiving sufficient recognition, opportunities to make significant contributions, and/or not having a sense of belonging in their workplaces. A story about an assistant driver for Sleep Country, USA, who described himself as "Sunny's Goodwill Ambassador" provided an example of how she had created a culture of engagement in the company she founded." Â http://gumption.typepad.com/blog/2005/11/nwen_entreprene.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitergal Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 http://www.rmb.ca/asp/effectiveradio-creative-generalcommercials.asp?PressID=1001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerJ Posted March 11, 2006 Share Posted March 11, 2006 Damnit... All I can think now is: Â "Recreation Equiment Inc... Â Why buy a biner anywhere else?" Â Sort of the same retail model too! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mos_Chillin Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 So, didja lose it, Mike? Pushed over the edge of reason by brain-worming jingle? Â Â Assault with an ice-ax? Â Flame some poor unsuspecting passer-by? Â Â Trip Report, please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZimZam Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 I just saved a ton of money by switching my mattress @mattress world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 yo mama so big she buys mattresses made by Kotex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whidbey Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 that aint hardman shit... get a fuckin grip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny_Tuff Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 yo mama so big she buys mattresses made by Kotex. Â How do you know your pet elephant is having her period? Â When there's a quarter on your dresser and your mattress is missing! Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dechristo Posted March 13, 2006 Share Posted March 13, 2006 Please dispose of Sanitary Mattresses in the roll-off dumpster. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FLUSH DOWN TOILET!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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