Pubclub Pushup Contest

[Dru]

Pushin' the

[olyclimber]

So there'll be pushups, armwrestling, and a pissing contest?

 

You're a genius! Damn right...this is what I'd call a real pubclub.

[Bug]

I got here late.

Why are you guys willing to wear pushup bra's?

Now I remember why I don't go to PubClub.

[Chuck_Norris]

When I do a pushup, I'm not lifting myself up, I'm pushing the Earth down.

[Dr_Flash_Amazing]

You kick like a little bitch.

[EWolfe]

 

You're gonna get a bitchy little roundhouse for that, for sure.

[archenemy]

When I do a pushup, I'm not lifting myself up, I'm pushing the Earth down.

[olyclimber]

Oh my gosh! I can't believe what I just read in this email. Its from my friend Manny who is my friend. This pushup contest thing is getting big! That is the craziest email, huh? We need to have the contest soon. Its crazy...but FUN!!!

[tomtom]

This pushup contest thing is getting big! That is the craziest email, huh?

There will be patches, won't there?

[olyclimber]

Alpinfox! I'm throwing down! I challenge you!

[Squid]

[olyclimber]

be there or be L7, Squid!

[billcoe]

Nothing like a Guiness and some pushups, it's turning into a worldwide phenononom. See what you started?

 

Here's something to shoot for: 114 fingertip pushups in 60 seconds, the record was just set and I was thinking of you all.

 

Indian style

 

 

 

I wonder if he used his knees for all of them?

 

 

Ahhhhh Guiness.....

[lI1|1!]

is this most pushups in 2 minutes? there's "regulation" pushups where hands must be shoulder length apart, elbows must straighten on the up and shoulders must go below elbos on the down. who is going to ref? (and will that person by myopic/nearsighted/just flew in from superbowl?)

 

short guys with short arms have a distinct advantage at pushups. tall guys with long arms will usually suck at pushups. so whoever wins will probably be short.

[EWolfe]

This is the correct push-up:

 

[olyclimber]

thats just how you do them MisterE not the rest of us pros...ahem...I mean, those that haven't done them since highschool.

[Dechristo]

ALLRIGHT! I'm a shoe-in for takin' da prize in this contest!

 

For years, my wife's been havin' me practice that exact motion every morning to clean the floor around the toilet.

[Squid]

Just to end the suspense I know you're all suffering...I won.

 

When last seen, Oily was quivering uselessly on the tavern floor.

 

Please hold your applause for me- I don't need to elevate myself any further in the eyes of the public. Simply take this opportunity to extend a hand of kindness to poor OC; he needs you now more than ever.

 

Pushup Champion Squid

[Weekend_Climberz]

I thought this was for next weeks pub club.

[olyclimber]

Just to end the suspense I know you're all suffering...I won.

 

When last seen, Oily was quivering uselessly on the tavern floor.

 

Please hold your applause for me- I don't need to elevate myself any further in the eyes of the public. Simply take this opportunity to extend a hand of kindness to poor OC; he needs you now more than ever.

 

Pushup Champion Squid

 

uhh...those weren't pushups. and I let you win. most people have to pay for that sort of stuff, but I got it for free.

 

for reals people, who is coming to a pubclub next week. I need to know in advance so that we can have an extended arguement over the venue. And I want to have it on Wednesday instead of Tuesday. At the Sloop.

[olyclimberswife]

Babe, you've been doing nothing but pushups and writing in your pushup log-book for months! You must have forgotten... you can thank me later for the reminder.

[olyclimber]

dear, dear, dear....those aren't pushups, they are situps. thats for an all together different contest.