ALLCAPS Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 ONE OF YOU DUMB FUCKERS SAID THAT ONCE, I DARE YOU TO OPEN A BEER WITH A BLUE/BLACK HYBRID ALIEN. LETS SEE IT BITCH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
layton Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 smash said beer against rock. scrape glass from puddle with said alien. drink beer. the end. bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 ONE OF YOU DUMB FUCKERS SAID THAT ONCE, I DARE YOU TO OPEN A BEER WITH A BLUE/BLACK HYBRID ALIEN. LETS SEE IT BITCH!!! You suck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I will do it. Please send me the Hybrid Alien. I will send pictures of the procedure. PM for address Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jstone Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 I dont have a hybrid, but I bet its possible with one of my blue/black aliens. You'd be suprised at what a mere mortal can do to get to beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Frieh Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 ALLCAPS = bigwalling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dru Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 You could do it with a Zerocam! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fenderfour Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 ALLCAPS = bigwalling So he can climb A4+ but he can't open a beer. it's a sad day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtyHarry Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 Aid climbers aint the smartest ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomtom Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 ONE OF YOU DUMB FUCKERS SAID THAT ONCE, I DARE YOU TO OPEN A BEER WITH A BLUE/BLACK HYBRID ALIEN. LETS SEE IT BITCH!!! 1. Hold beer and alien in right hand. 2. Twist off cap with left hand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foraker Posted January 20, 2006 Share Posted January 20, 2006 ONE OF YOU DUMB FUCKERS SAID THAT ONCE, I DARE YOU TO OPEN A BEER WITH A BLUE/BLACK HYBRID ALIEN. LETS SEE IT BITCH!!! Beer in bottles: Whack bottle cap off with Alien. Beer in cans: Girth hitch pull tab. Attach Alien to sling, insert Alien in crack. Pull on can. Voila! You may now return to masturbating to the Victoria's Secret catalog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoastyJones Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 if you need a tool to open a beer, you shouldnt be drinking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 YOU ARE ALL SO FUCKIG STARUFCKS YUPICRAP FOR DRINKIN BOTLS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chirp Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 hey now, Howards my boss. BACK OFF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EWolfe Posted January 21, 2006 Share Posted January 21, 2006 I wanna see someone open a tooth sheaf with runner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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