ALLCAPS Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 ONE OF YOU DUMB FUCKERS SAID THAT ONCE, I DARE YOU TO OPEN A BEER WITH A BLUE/BLACK HYBRID ALIEN. LETS SEE IT BITCH!!! Quote
layton Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 smash said beer against rock. scrape glass from puddle with said alien. drink beer. the end. bitch. Quote
EWolfe Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 ONE OF YOU DUMB FUCKERS SAID THAT ONCE, I DARE YOU TO OPEN A BEER WITH A BLUE/BLACK HYBRID ALIEN. LETS SEE IT BITCH!!! You suck! Quote
fenderfour Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 I will do it. Please send me the Hybrid Alien. I will send pictures of the procedure. PM for address Quote
jstone Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 I dont have a hybrid, but I bet its possible with one of my blue/black aliens. You'd be suprised at what a mere mortal can do to get to beer Quote
fenderfour Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 ALLCAPS = bigwalling So he can climb A4+ but he can't open a beer. it's a sad day... Quote
tomtom Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 ONE OF YOU DUMB FUCKERS SAID THAT ONCE, I DARE YOU TO OPEN A BEER WITH A BLUE/BLACK HYBRID ALIEN. LETS SEE IT BITCH!!! 1. Hold beer and alien in right hand. 2. Twist off cap with left hand. Quote
foraker Posted January 20, 2006 Posted January 20, 2006 ONE OF YOU DUMB FUCKERS SAID THAT ONCE, I DARE YOU TO OPEN A BEER WITH A BLUE/BLACK HYBRID ALIEN. LETS SEE IT BITCH!!! Beer in bottles: Whack bottle cap off with Alien. Beer in cans: Girth hitch pull tab. Attach Alien to sling, insert Alien in crack. Pull on can. Voila! You may now return to masturbating to the Victoria's Secret catalog. Quote
RoastyJones Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 if you need a tool to open a beer, you shouldnt be drinking Quote
EWolfe Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 YOU ARE ALL SO FUCKIG STARUFCKS YUPICRAP FOR DRINKIN BOTLS Quote
EWolfe Posted January 21, 2006 Posted January 21, 2006 I wanna see someone open a tooth sheaf with runner. Quote
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