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I found these on a blog.

 

Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!

My 'up-time' is better than BSD.

Want to see my Red Hat?

Mind if I run my sniffer to see if your ports are open?

You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.

I'm attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.

You put the SPARC in my workstation.

You have an empty slot and I have the card to fill it.

I was hoping you wouldn't block my pop-up.

Girl, I wish I was your differential, because then I'd be touching all your curves.

You must've been made by Intel to be that hot!

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I don't know if I used any specific pickup lines ever, but I have a whole list of geeky quotes and activities from when I dated a gal who a few years earlier had scored in the top 10 on the USA Math Olympiad.

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