JayB Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 Did our man in Mongolia go native? Trade bouldering shoes for yurt, yak, and harem? Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 Did our man in Mongolia go native? Trade bouldering shoes for yurt, yak, and harem? Word is he has grown strong on yoghurt cheese balls and yak butter tea, and is making explosive advances in yak-bouldering standards, even going so far as to invent his own "Y" grading system for yak ascents. Quote
specialed Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 Damn DFA, that's some funny shit. Where do you get your material? Quote
kix Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 I'm sure by now he is engaged to one, dating another and head over heels infatuated with a third. ugh.... thats in reference to girls not yaks. ideally. Quote
kix Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 sure. it'll be day 4, but what the hell. I'm made of steel. Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 sure. it'll be day 4, but what the hell. I'm made of steel. What's the sound of one tendon snapping? Quote
Dr_Flash_Amazing Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 badda bing! Apparently your loyal audience loved that little zinger. Must be nice to roll with such a deep posse, eh playa? Quote
Orange_Julius Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 I have to admit it would be the shit to still be able to fit into a big wheel. Tool around on a big wheel for a little while and the chicks come flocking. A little-known tool in the true player's quiver. Quote
specialed Posted November 9, 2005 Posted November 9, 2005 you could get all of the midget crack-ho's in the hood. Quote
Distel32 Posted November 12, 2005 Posted November 12, 2005 MY VERY OWN THREAD!? oh man I've been dreaming of this day since I tried to get people to make me a moderator...hey you fawkers, why aren't I the east asian climbing forum moderator yet? bitches4sure Well I'm at the National University of Mongolia in the Mongolian Language and Culture School. My class consists of 60 kids 16-19, 56 girls and 4 dudes (hollah at ya KIXY!) and I'm also teaching english at a private college, all 4 levels, so that isn't too bad, make a little money. Not climbing at all, it is depressing me quite so. Will be going back to the gobi in a month for trap Pallas' cats for a month and radio collar them. Pretty psyched. hope all of you are doing well! Quote
JayB Posted November 12, 2005 Author Posted November 12, 2005 Hey - I thought that you might have wandered over the horizon, and gone until someone turned the story of a young man who renounced Western civilization in favor of the nomadic life on the high plains into a PBS docudrama - "Dances with Yaks." Sounds pretty sweet over there. Post some more photos if you get a chance, and be sure to master the art of the impromptu far-out-mystical-eastern-enlightenment-long-gone-traveler routine to pick up chicks with when you get back to the states and go to grad school.... Quote
EWolfe Posted November 12, 2005 Posted November 12, 2005 (edited) Teach me how to smear on oily yak fur when you get back, Luke! Hall of Mirrors.... Edited November 12, 2005 by MisterE Quote
sk Posted November 12, 2005 Posted November 12, 2005 take care of you kiddo! hope to see you when you get back Quote
Dave_Schuldt Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 Hey Distel, can you give us a report on the Bush visit? Will he make an ass of himself? Quote
Mal_Con Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 Hey Distel, can you give us a report on the Bush visit? Will he make an ass of himself? Does the pope shit in the woods? Quote
sobo Posted November 15, 2005 Posted November 15, 2005 Pre-pubescent snot-nosed punkas. Where's the TNF steeptech jackets? agebottom Quote
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