Dolphin rescue in New Orleans

[bunglehead]

 

 

Eight dolphins were rescued! Crazy.

I hate to to be anthropomorphic, but they're just so damn cute!!

[Cobra_Commander]

I wonder how they were getting along with the roaming wild dog packs

[DPS]

I wonder how they were getting along with the roaming wild dog packs

Swimmingly.

[archenemy]

I don't understand why these are "rescued"? What are the rescued from, the open waters (regardless of where they were actually captured, saved, or bred) which they belong to in the first place?

[Cobra_Commander]

By "rescued" they mean they were caught looting the seafood aisle at Safeway. The water is hiding their shackles. The two up top appear to be making a prison break.

[jordop]

I bet it was Kevin Costner and his band of aquatic vigilantes who rescued them.

[Cobra_Commander]

is that from field of dreams? shoeless joe jackson on the left I assume

[olyclimber]

If it was sharks they would have just called it "food gathering". Dolphins always get the bad rap. Just look at Dan Marino. Whatever, just ship them off to Gitmo and torture them till they talk.

[Cobra_Commander]

I wish there was footage of the flooded zoo. There must be all kinds of cool food chains forming, like that gorilla reaching for the banana in the simpsons that gets eaten by a shark. the insect zoo would be off the chain. Finally an opportunity to see shark vs. bear

[olyclimber]

I believe this is the last known picture of the zoo animals.

 

[Stonehead]

 

Hah! It looks like they're laughing at us! They're thinking: "Ya shoulda followed us at that evolutionary turnoff 24 million years ago!"

[Off_White]

One word explains it all: thumbs

[Stonehead]

Yeah, thumbs are pretty damn nifty. It was pretty damn nifty too when our primitive ancestors used that opposable thumb to fashion weapons and wield firestarting flints. You can see it in a flash of teleological vision, from flints to nuclear power, hydrocarbon refineries, etc.

[sobo]

I believe this is the last known picture of the zoo animals.

 

 

Why is the monkey the only one laughing...? Silly little monkey...

[Stonehead]

Stoopid, poop flingin' primate. Doesn't it know it's doomed?

[TREETOAD]

Get your hands off me you damned dirty dolphin!!!

[Dru]

I wish there was footage of the flooded zoo. There must be all kinds of cool food chains forming, like that gorilla reaching for the banana in the simpsons that gets eaten by a shark. the insect zoo would be off the chain. Finally an opportunity to see shark vs. bear

 

 

bear vs. lion

[sobo]

so who won?

[Ducknut]

Sobo

 

The lions always win. http://www.cascadeclimbers.com/threadz/s...true#Post461308

[Dru]

No word if this new Hurricane is also trying to free the oppressed dolphin brothers from the capitalist oppressor?

[sobo]

Pretty fuggin' funny that someone would come up with such a prank. Almost looked for real for a second...

[Stonehead]

 

 

Armed and dangerous - Flipper the firing dolphin let loose by Katrina

 

by Mark Townsend Houston

Sunday September 25, 2005

The Observer

 

It may be the oddest tale to emerge from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico.

 

Experts who have studied the US navy's cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying 'toxic dart' guns. Divers and surfers risk attack, they claim, from a species considered to be among the planet's smartest. The US navy admits it has been training dolphins for military purposes, but has refused to confirm that any are missing.

 

--snip--

 

Armed and dangerous - Flipper the firing dolphin let loose by Katrina

[EWolfe]

 

"SO LONG! AND THANKS FOR ALL THE FISH!!!"

[Off_White]

Armed and dangerous - Flipper the firing dolphin let loose by Katrina

 

by Mark Townsend Houston

Sunday September 25, 2005

The Observer

 

It may be the oddest tale to emerge from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico.

 

Experts who have studied the US navy's cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying 'toxic dart' guns. Divers and surfers risk attack, they claim, from a species considered to be among the planet's smartest. The US navy admits it has been training dolphins for military purposes, but has refused to confirm that any are missing.

 

--snip--

 

Armed and dangerous - Flipper the firing dolphin let loose by Katrina

 

from Snopes.com

 

Killer Dolphins

 

Claim: Dolphins trained by the U.S. Navy to hunt terrorists were washed out to sea by Hurricane Katrina and are now missing.

 

Status: Probably not.

 

Example: [The Observer, 2005]

 

It may be the oddest tale to emerge from the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Armed dolphins, trained by the US military to shoot terrorists and pinpoint spies underwater, may be missing in the Gulf of Mexico.

 

Experts who have studied the US navy's cetacean training exercises claim the 36 mammals could be carrying 'toxic dart' guns. Divers and surfers risk attack, they claim, from a species considered to be among the planet's smartest. The US navy admits it has been training dolphins for military purposes, but has refused to confirm that any are missing.

 

[Rest of article here.]

 

Origins: The winner for "Most bizarre rumor to come out of Hurricane Katrina" so far is the above-cited Observer report that a group of killer dolphins armed with "toxic dart" guns, and trained by the U.S. Navy to track down and immobilize spies and terrorists, was washed out to sea in the Gulf of Mexico by the storm. The cetaceans are now missing and presumed to be armed and dangerous, at least according to rumor.

 

The Observer article quotes a "respected accident investigator," Leo Sheridan, who maintains that the killer dolphins now supposedly on the loose pose a serious threat to innocent lives:

My concern is that they have learnt to shoot at divers in wetsuits who have simulated terrorists in exercises. If divers or windsurfers are mistaken for a spy or suicide bomber and if equipped with special harnesses carrying toxic darts, they could fire,' he said. 'The darts are designed to put the target to sleep so they can be interrogated later, but what happens if the victim is not found for hours?'

The sole source for this story seems to be the above-mentioned Mr. Sheridan, whose validity as an information source is dubious at best.

In 2003 Sheridan reported that he believed his private team of divers had located the airplane flown by Amy Taylor (an aviation pioneer who was killed when Airspeed Oxford she was flying from Scotland to Oxfordshire on went down in the Thames Estuary on 5 January 1941), but no more has been heard about the elusive airplane since then. Sheridan has also long been beating the drums about the U.S. Navy's having a secret team of dolphins trained "to recognize and drown enemy divers," claiming in another Observer article back in 1998 that sixteen of the animals were destroyed with small explosive charges planted in harnesses on the undersides of their necks and detonated via radio signals "in order to prevent the dolphins and the Navy's technology from falling into the wrong hands" when they got loose off the coast of the French Mediterranean.

 

The U.S. Navy does employ trained dolphins for tasks such as detecting and marking mines, but even such intelligent creatures as dolphins aren't too good at the advanced tasks of distinguishing friend from foe or ordinary scuba divers from terrorists. Killer dolphins are likely to be found only in the realm of fiction and overactive imaginations.

 

Last updated: 27 September 2005

[olyclimber]

I heard these dolphins were held in a special think tank.